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<blockquote data-quote="Lothlorien" data-source="post: 144794" data-attributes="member: 1024"><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Kristen ITC'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Kristen ITC'"><strong>Women Are Evil...</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Kristen ITC'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Kristen ITC'"><strong>A woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately. She seductively signaled that he should bring his face closer to hers. As he did, she gently caressed his full beard.</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Kristen ITC'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Kristen ITC'"><strong>"Are you the manager?" she asked, softly stroking his face with both hands. </strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Kristen ITC'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Kristen ITC'"><strong>"Actually, no," he replied.</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Kristen ITC'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Kristen ITC'"><strong>"Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him," she said, running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair.</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Kristen ITC'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Kristen ITC'"><strong>"I'm afraid I can't," breathed the bartender.. "Is there anything I can do?"</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Kristen ITC'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Kristen ITC'"><strong>"Yes. I need you to give him a message," she continued, running her forefinger across the bartender's lip and slyly popping a couple of her fingers into his mouth and allowing him to **** them gently.</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Kristen ITC'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Kristen ITC'"><strong>"What should I tell him?" the bartender managed to say.</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Kristen ITC'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Kristen ITC'"><strong>"Tell him," she whispered, "There's no toilet paper, hand soap, or paper towels in the ladies room."</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Lothlorien, post: 144794, member: 1024"] [B][FONT=Kristen ITC][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT='Kristen ITC'][B]Women Are Evil...[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][COLOR=black][/COLOR] [B][FONT=Kristen ITC][SIZE=4][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT='Kristen ITC'][B]A woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately. She seductively signaled that he should bring his face closer to hers. As he did, she gently caressed his full beard.[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][COLOR=black][/COLOR] [B][FONT=Kristen ITC][SIZE=4][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT='Kristen ITC'][B]"Are you the manager?" she asked, softly stroking his face with both hands. [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][COLOR=black][/COLOR] [B][FONT=Kristen ITC][SIZE=4][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT='Kristen ITC'][B]"Actually, no," he replied.[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][COLOR=black][/COLOR] [B][FONT=Kristen ITC][SIZE=4][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT='Kristen ITC'][B]"Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him," she said, running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair.[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][COLOR=black][/COLOR] [B][FONT=Kristen ITC][SIZE=4][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT='Kristen ITC'][B]"I'm afraid I can't," breathed the bartender.. "Is there anything I can do?"[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][COLOR=black][/COLOR] [B][FONT=Kristen ITC][SIZE=4][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT='Kristen ITC'][B]"Yes. I need you to give him a message," she continued, running her forefinger across the bartender's lip and slyly popping a couple of her fingers into his mouth and allowing him to **** them gently.[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][COLOR=black][/COLOR] [B][FONT=Kristen ITC][SIZE=4][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT='Kristen ITC'][B]"What should I tell him?" the bartender managed to say.[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][COLOR=black][/COLOR] [B][FONT=Kristen ITC][SIZE=4][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT='Kristen ITC'][B]"Tell him," she whispered, "There's no toilet paper, hand soap, or paper towels in the ladies room."[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][COLOR=black][/COLOR] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=black][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=black][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=black][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=black][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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