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<blockquote data-quote="wethreepeeps" data-source="post: 390683" data-attributes="member: 3436"><p>you check difficult child out of school for an eye doctor appointment, and run into someone you know at McDonalds afterwards, around lunchtime. They greet you with, "oh no, is difficult child suspended again?"</p><p></p><p>You can identify such distinct sounds as "that's a tennis shoe hitting the wall" or "that's a plastic easter egg full of legos rolling down the stairs" and the ever-popular "that's a belt being used as a bullwhip". </p><p></p><p>difficult child complains that the door hinges squeak and you refuse to oil them, because it lets you know when the bathroom door is opened in the middle of the night. </p><p></p><p>difficult child throws up and your first thought isn't "oh no, difficult child is sick!" it's "hmmm, did difficult child sneak and gorge on something?"</p><p></p><p>Something, anything, that difficult child owns breaks, and it never occurs to you that it just broke from normal usage.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="wethreepeeps, post: 390683, member: 3436"] you check difficult child out of school for an eye doctor appointment, and run into someone you know at McDonalds afterwards, around lunchtime. They greet you with, "oh no, is difficult child suspended again?" You can identify such distinct sounds as "that's a tennis shoe hitting the wall" or "that's a plastic easter egg full of legos rolling down the stairs" and the ever-popular "that's a belt being used as a bullwhip". difficult child complains that the door hinges squeak and you refuse to oil them, because it lets you know when the bathroom door is opened in the middle of the night. difficult child throws up and your first thought isn't "oh no, difficult child is sick!" it's "hmmm, did difficult child sneak and gorge on something?" Something, anything, that difficult child owns breaks, and it never occurs to you that it just broke from normal usage. [/QUOTE]
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