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<blockquote data-quote="hearts and roses" data-source="post: 164027" data-attributes="member: 2211"><p><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: darkred">H: In the kitchen futzing around getting a little 'snack'. Wanders into the kitchen 15 minutes later with some gelatanous concoction in a glass bowl - the dogs fast on his heels, staring him down. The hallway light is on because he needed it to find the kitchen (our house is only 40 feet long and 20 feet wide). The kitchen light is on because he was making a snack. The bathroom light is STILL on from when he took his shower after dinner. </span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: darkred">Me: Why are all the lights on?</span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: darkred">H: I don't know, you left them on and turns to the tv as if he is Mr. Innocent.</span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: darkred">Me: Goes through the house turning off lights (I pay that bill) In the kitchen I find an opened melting container of Breyers ice cream on the counter, chocolate fudge smeared across the counter, a sloppy spoon with melted ice cream on top of the stove, the freezer is open just enough to keep the motor running. H is now in the living room, passed out on the couch (from his dry documentary he had to watch, you know, the one about freight trains he's only seem 8 million times). The dogs have the ice cream bowl on the rug rolling it around fighting to get their long sticky snouts inside to get that last bit of chocolate fudge and ice cream. Ugh. </span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: darkred">Yep, he might be a man.</span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="hearts and roses, post: 164027, member: 2211"] [FONT=Garamond][SIZE=3][COLOR=darkred]H: In the kitchen futzing around getting a little 'snack'. Wanders into the kitchen 15 minutes later with some gelatanous concoction in a glass bowl - the dogs fast on his heels, staring him down. The hallway light is on because he needed it to find the kitchen (our house is only 40 feet long and 20 feet wide). The kitchen light is on because he was making a snack. The bathroom light is STILL on from when he took his shower after dinner. [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Garamond][SIZE=3][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Garamond][SIZE=3][COLOR=darkred]Me: Why are all the lights on?[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Garamond][SIZE=3][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Garamond][SIZE=3][COLOR=darkred]H: I don't know, you left them on and turns to the tv as if he is Mr. Innocent.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Garamond][SIZE=3][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Garamond][SIZE=3][COLOR=darkred]Me: Goes through the house turning off lights (I pay that bill) In the kitchen I find an opened melting container of Breyers ice cream on the counter, chocolate fudge smeared across the counter, a sloppy spoon with melted ice cream on top of the stove, the freezer is open just enough to keep the motor running. H is now in the living room, passed out on the couch (from his dry documentary he had to watch, you know, the one about freight trains he's only seem 8 million times). The dogs have the ice cream bowl on the rug rolling it around fighting to get their long sticky snouts inside to get that last bit of chocolate fudge and ice cream. Ugh. [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Garamond][SIZE=3][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Garamond][SIZE=3][COLOR=darkred]Yep, he might be a man.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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