A different way of looking at things

Discussion in 'The Watercooler' started by Star*, Nov 19, 2007.

  1. Star*

    Star* call 911........call 911

    Love is: Giving someone the ability to hurt you, but trusting them not to.

    The glass is neither 1/2 full or 1/2 empty. It's 2 times bigger than it needs to be.

    Apple Jacks? I can taste the apples...

    Who's brilliant idea was it to put an 'S' in lisp?

    If toast always lands buttered side down and cats always land on their feet. What happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it? (author notes she no way condones animal abuse)


    AND YOU?
     
  2. flutterbee

    flutterbee Guest

    Why do you drive on a parkway, but park on a driveway?
     
  3. totoro

    totoro Mom? What's a GFG?

    My Brain hurts.... :hammer:

    I know stop hitting myself in the head with a hammer... /forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/throwpc.gif
     
  4. mrscatinthehat

    mrscatinthehat Seussical

    Why do things that are good for you taste bad and things that are bad for you taste good?
     
  5. Suz

    Suz (the future) MRS. GERE

    Why is it when someone tastes something really AWFUL they want you to taste it, too?

    :spaghetti:

    Suz
     
  6. Hound dog

    Hound dog Nana's are Beautiful

    How can you tell it's a Lady bug, vs a "man" bug?

    :lipstick:
     
  7. ck1

    ck1 New Member

    Suz...so true...thanks for making me laugh out loud!! :rofl:
     
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