Finding calmness in our lives...

Discussion in 'The Watercooler' started by witzend, Oct 12, 2008.

  1. witzend

    witzend Well-Known Member

    CALMNESS IN OUR LIVES

    I am passing this on to you because it definitely works, and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives.

    By following simple advice heard on the Dr. Phil show, you too can find inner peace . Dr Phil proclaimed, 'The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started and have never finished.

    So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos, and a box of chocolates. You have no idea how freaking good I feel right now.



    Pass this on to those whom you think might be in need of inner peace.
     
  2. Hound dog

    Hound dog Nana's are Beautiful

    :rofl:

    Yea! That means I can go finish off the bag of heath bars I just opened. :D :D (not really, I get sick to my stomach)
     
  3. KTMom91

    KTMom91 Well-Known Member

    Perfect timing for this...I'm making oatmeal cookies. I'll pour some milk, and finish them off...
     
  4. Steely

    Steely Active Member

    Excellent............:D Too funny!
    God only knows where I would be if I took Dr Phil's advice.............:surprise:
     
  5. Wiped Out

    Wiped Out Well-Known Member Staff Member

    I love this! I made homemade tortillas this morning, I think it's time to go finish them up!
     
  6. Jena

    Jena New Member

    You are soo funny. That made me laugh so loud!!! Go Dr. Phil, Go!! :)
     
  7. Andy

    Andy Active Member

    :rofl: Oh Witz

    This is perfect - I was thinking as I was doing my solo grocery shopping about the last individual bottle of Bailey's (I think there is only one - there may be two? Ohhhh) in the fridge. After the day I had I was wondering if I should finish it off. I came to the conclusion that I better not. Well, now I better rethink that thought! I only get Bailey's for Christmas Eve and New Year's Eve so may be best if it is used before the new stuff comes along?

    :rofl:
     
  8. trinityroyal

    trinityroyal Well-Known Member

    Hmmm...
    Half a birthday cake, package of french fries...
    open bottle of rye and a case of ginger ale with one can missing...

    I think I have the makings of some inner peace right there.

    Thanks Witz!
     
  9. TerryJ2

    TerryJ2 Well-Known Member

    OMG, too funny! You had me going there. I was actually thinking about a cross-stitch project I started in 1986 and never finished!!! ROFL!!!!!
     
  10. Andy

    Andy Active Member

    Oh Terry! You can actually remember that far back and starting something that didn't get finished? I now know my way of finding calmness in my life was to forget about unfinished projects.

    Out of sight - out of mind!
     
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