Okay...all you folks who've been ROFL at my expense...
I've scrubbed down with dawn and Aveeno body wash. Went over myself with St Ives scrub. I am now only tinged slightly with blue in my more inaccessible parts. I am also feeling like I have a sunburn or something.
I stopped at the local healthfood store and picked up some shea butter to use after abusing my hide for a long period of time. Rubbed that in while still wet from the tub. I think I've got this licked (or scrubbed),
It's gonna have to do; I can't abuse my skin like this again for at least a week. I figure the doctor, who is an ENT, might not even have me undress, so it may be moot. My hide has little to do with why I get sinus infections every time I get a cold...that or ear infections.