Sometimes, I scroll through the posts too fast.
What happens is I get bits and pieces of a post and bits and pieces of another post and I form in my mind quickly what I think they meant. Then I fall off my chair, because DUDE, there is no way I just read that.
I then go back and re-read the posts, and I call myself a chucklehead, because I just didn't read them carefully enough.
Like, just now for example.
I read "taste like dog turds" in Daisylover's post.
Then I read "Jamie is going to send me his leftovers" in Dammit Janet's post.
What I put together in my mind is, Janet wants Jamie's leftover dog turds.