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flutterbee
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Until I put on weight, I've always been an A cup. My ex used to call me skeeter cause he said it was like I had 2 mosquito bites. That's ok; I just called him pee wee. (by the way, his current wife has less up top than me, no curves and looks like she's been hit in the face by a Mack truck. But, I digress.)
Anyway, when you're that small you only wear a bra for 2 reasons: 1) so people can't tell when you're cold and 2) to give the illusion that there is actually something there. It's certainly not for lift or support.
So, now that I've put on some weight and have made it to a B cup (Woo Hoo!), I've had to buy new bras. Not many bras in an A cup fasten in the front, thus I never had one. Well, one of the bras I got fastens in the front.
You have to be a flippin' contortionist to get the thing on without it getting all twisted around and upside down. I tried fastening it and then pulling the straps up, but it's a racer back (is that what it's called?) and unless you can pull your shoulder out of socket at will, that's not happening.
Is there some trick I don't know about? You should see me with this thing (or not). Standing in front of the full length mirror all twisted around trying to grab the other side of the bra and untwist it at the same time. Look like a dog trying to catch it's tail...end up turning in circles going after the darn thing.
Anyway, when you're that small you only wear a bra for 2 reasons: 1) so people can't tell when you're cold and 2) to give the illusion that there is actually something there. It's certainly not for lift or support.
So, now that I've put on some weight and have made it to a B cup (Woo Hoo!), I've had to buy new bras. Not many bras in an A cup fasten in the front, thus I never had one. Well, one of the bras I got fastens in the front.
You have to be a flippin' contortionist to get the thing on without it getting all twisted around and upside down. I tried fastening it and then pulling the straps up, but it's a racer back (is that what it's called?) and unless you can pull your shoulder out of socket at will, that's not happening.
Is there some trick I don't know about? You should see me with this thing (or not). Standing in front of the full length mirror all twisted around trying to grab the other side of the bra and untwist it at the same time. Look like a dog trying to catch it's tail...end up turning in circles going after the darn thing.