Just a funny

Discussion in 'The Watercooler' started by muttmeister, Apr 9, 2011.

  1. muttmeister

    muttmeister Well-Known Member

    I subbed yesterday as the business teacher at the school where I used to teach.
    I saw the following sign on a student's locker:

    REDNECK PICKUP LINE: NICE TOOTH

    It just struck me funny.
     
  2. KTMom91

    KTMom91 Well-Known Member

    I like it!
     
  3. Star*

    Star* call 911........call 911

    I just picked up a book the other day at an exchange that is called - HOW TO SPEAK REDNECK -

    I got it for my Mom - she is NOT interested. Anyone wanting it merely has to send me a padded envelope. It even has a check list in the front and a how-too guide.

    I believe I already gave away my book on how to be a Hill-Billy. After living in this little town? It really wasn't a funny book, it was a reality check list.

    The single tooth is HILLARIOUS!
     
  4. flutterby

    flutterby Fly away!

  5. HaoZi

    HaoZi Guest

    Redneck foreplay: "Brace y'self honey!"

    Most often heard last words of rednecks: "Hey, watch this!"
     
  6. susiestar

    susiestar Roll With It

    Love it!!! We have a LOT of rednecks around here. I am sure that book would be seen as a "how to" for those who aspire to be rednecks around here - and isn't that a scary thought!!!

    Around here the people who don't live up to redneck standards (yes, ladies, there are people who don't manage to live up to redneck standards) are called Goat Ropers. It is considered a HUGE insult in this area.
     
  7. HaoZi

    HaoZi Guest

    Most of the Redneck stuff is Jeff Foxworthy stuff.
     
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