Just in case anyone was questioning Abbey's sanity... as if! This will answer all Spork related questions and indeed Sporks are Godlike...
"The Creation Theory
During the middle of the 20th century, God finally completed his greatest inventional feat, the spork. After the first spork was created, God stepped back, looked at it and smiled, for saw that it was good. Delighted with his ingenuity, God embarked to produce them in mass quantities and give them to the people of the world, fulfilling the forgotten clause in his covenent with the peoples of Abraham. Thus, there are now billions of Sporks worldwide, to the satasfaction of all."
I am on the floor laughing....this is good.... mwaaahaaaa!!!
I like the Anatomy of the Taco Bell Spork...