Ponderings for your amusement.

Discussion in 'The Watercooler' started by Star*, May 4, 2009.

  1. Star*

    Star* call 911........call 911

    On my office wall after being passed over year 2 for a promotion. As I am the Administrator and bookkeeper it's amusing.

    WHen you work here, you can name your own salary. I named mine, "Fred."

    Once you're over the hill you pick up speed.

    Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.

    Don't squat with your spurs on. (thinking of you Shari)

    If at first you don't succeed? Sky diving is NOT for you.

    Due to the rough economy Wurlitzer and Xerox are merging to produce reproductive organs. :surprise: why does she say things like that?

    Give a man a fish; he eats for a day. Teach a man to fish and he sits in a boat and drinks beer all day.

    Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do.

    Who are these kids and why do they call me Mom?

    Borrow money from a pessamist. They don't expect it back anyway.

    Some days it's just not worth gnawing through the straps.

    Endless love. Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles playing tennis.

    Smith and Wesson. The original point & click interface.

    Ambivelent? Well, yes and no.

    WHich is worse? Ignorance or Apathy? I don't know and I don't care.

    I LOVE cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put a little in the food.

    If life gives you lemons - make lemonade. If life gives you tomatos? Make a bloody Mary.

    Remember FIRST you pillage then you burn.

    Your village called? They miss their idiot.

    NEVER go to bed angry. Stay awake and plot your revenge.

    I have kleptomania, but when it's bad? I take something for it.

    When I'm blue? I take a breath.
     
  2. AnnieO

    AnnieO Shooting from the Hip

    Point, click...
     
  3. Abbey

    Abbey Spork Queen

    I always chose ignorance. It's been very effective. "I didn't know!!":surprise:

    Abbey
     
  4. Shari

    Shari IsItFridayYet?

    I don't beleive S&W had the first point and click, but who am I to argue! It works.

    (yeah, and that spur thing - very true.)

    (oh yeah, and drink upstream from the herd...)
     
  5. Hound dog

    Hound dog Nana's are Beautiful

    NEVER go to bed angry. Stay awake and plot your revenge.

    Borrow money from a pessamist. They don't expect it back anyway.

    These are mine. :rofl:
     
  6. Abbey

    Abbey Spork Queen

    :rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
  7. KTMom91

    KTMom91 Well-Known Member

    I think, therefore I am...dangerous.

    Fight me, I'm Irish.
     
  8. susiestar

    susiestar Roll With It

    Smile. It makes everyone wonder what you are up to.

    Love thine enemy. Drives them nuts.
     
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