4sumrzn
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I never hocked a loogie -
I never tried to pawn snot either -
I DID attempt a farmers blow once - blew that booger right back on my cheek - went in the grocery store with snot smeard all over my cheek. In my defense - I was testing the limits of my new prescription for valium.
And no one ever said a word.
One of those things you find in your own car mirror - after you've walked around in the store getting 'those' looks and thinking OMG I AM A SEXY WOMAN....then get to your car and see boogers smeared on your cheek. Yeah - not much of a let down. Wouldn't have dated a man that couldn't tell me I had a booger and snot on my face from the git go.
OMG.....if I can ever stop laughing....
I'm the one that took care of the lamb.......yes, baby bottle fed & slept in the bed. No ponies in the house though.
You all are very entertaining!
I still haven't come up with much.
I almost drowned on vacation in Cape Cod when I was 18. My sister & a friend got caught in a riptide....I went out after them, gave them a raft. People on the beach formed a human chain to bring them in. I couldn't stay with the flow of it & I got stuck...up to try to breathe, down to slam the bottom. My mom ran down the beach to get a surfer. He made it to me in time......no bathing suit left, scrapes & bruises from hitting the bottom......scary day in the hospital. So.......the power of the ocean still makes me nervous.