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A Funny from the Produce Department...
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<blockquote data-quote="DaisyFace" data-source="post: 355285" data-attributes="member: 6546"><p>I usually take my son grocery shopping with me and I generally let him pick out what we will buy....</p><p> </p><p>So we were in the produce department and I said </p><p>"<em>Let's get some cucumbers</em>."</p><p> </p><p>DS grabbed one. It was a little mis-shapen. It had a long thin shaft and a bulge at the tip--definitely phallic-looking and a little too "happy to see me" if you know what I mean.</p><p> </p><p>"<em>O no,"</em> I said. "<em>Not that one. Let's get a different one</em>."</p><p> </p><p>DS pointed it at me and said "<em>But why? It's the biggest one here</em>."</p><p> </p><p>"<em>Honey</em>," I said. "<em>Size doesn't matter."</em></p><p> </p><p>DS looked down at the cucumber gripped firmly in his hand and declared</p><p> </p><p>"<em><span style="font-size: 12px">Yes, it does!!!".</span></em></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><img src="/community/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/tongue.png" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":tongue:" title="tongue :tongue:" data-shortname=":tongue:" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="DaisyFace, post: 355285, member: 6546"] I usually take my son grocery shopping with me and I generally let him pick out what we will buy.... So we were in the produce department and I said "[I]Let's get some cucumbers[/I]." DS grabbed one. It was a little mis-shapen. It had a long thin shaft and a bulge at the tip--definitely phallic-looking and a little too "happy to see me" if you know what I mean. "[I]O no,"[/I] I said. "[I]Not that one. Let's get a different one[/I]." DS pointed it at me and said "[I]But why? It's the biggest one here[/I]." "[I]Honey[/I]," I said. "[I]Size doesn't matter."[/I] DS looked down at the cucumber gripped firmly in his hand and declared "[I][SIZE=3]Yes, it does!!!".[/SIZE][/I] :raspberry-tounge: [/QUOTE]
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