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<blockquote data-quote="flutterby" data-source="post: 289550" data-attributes="member: 7083"><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><p style="margin-left: 20px"> <span style="color: Black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">A Husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, <em>"You Can Be THE Man Of <u>Your</u> House."</em></span></span></span></p></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Black"></span></p></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Black"></span> </p><p><span style="color: Black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, "From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is <em>Law</em>. You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, an when I'm done eating my meal, you will serve me a scrumptious dessert. After Dinner, you are going to</span></span></span><span style="color: Black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> go upstairs with me and we will make love many times!!! </span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Black"></span> <span style="color: Black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You will wash my back then towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then, you will massage my feet and hands. </span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: Black"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: Black"></span></span> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: Black"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Then tomorrow morning , guess who's g</span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">oing to dress me and comb my hair?"</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: Black"></span></span> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: Black"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: Black"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: Black"></span></span> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: Black">The dutiful wife replied ' I would guess the freakin' <em>funeral director</em>!'</span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: Black"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: Black"></span></span> </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="flutterby, post: 289550, member: 7083"] [SIZE=2][INDENT] [COLOR=Black][FONT=Times New Roman][FONT=Arial]A Husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, [I]"You Can Be THE Man Of [U]Your[/U] House."[/I][/FONT][/FONT] [/COLOR] [/INDENT][COLOR=Black][FONT=Times New Roman][FONT=Arial]He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, "From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is [I]Law[/I]. You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, an when I'm done eating my meal, you will serve me a scrumptious dessert. After Dinner, you are going to[/FONT][/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=Black][FONT=Times New Roman][FONT=Arial] go upstairs with me and we will make love many times!!! [/FONT][/FONT] [/COLOR] [COLOR=Black][FONT=Times New Roman][FONT=Arial]Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You will wash my back then towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then, you will massage my feet and hands. [/FONT][/FONT][/COLOR][FONT=Arial][COLOR=Black] [/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=Black][SIZE=3][FONT=Times New Roman]Then tomorrow morning , guess who's g[/FONT][FONT=Times New Roman]oing to dress me and comb my hair?"[/FONT][/SIZE] [/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=Black][SIZE=3][FONT=Times New Roman] [/FONT][/SIZE] [/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=Black]The dutiful wife replied ' I would guess the freakin' [I]funeral director[/I]!'[/COLOR][/FONT][FONT=Arial][COLOR=Black] [/COLOR][/FONT] [/SIZE] [/QUOTE]
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