A little difficult child humor


The big boys and husband built a very nice dock in our pond Sunday.

difficult child 2 was present, and actually did help quite a bit. It was a good day.

As he and I were walking to the house for drinks, he asked me to run. I said no, I wanted to just walk. He, of course, asked why.

"Because I'm old, fat, and lazy" I said.

He stopped, turned, and looked and me for a moment, and then said, "Mom, you're not fat!"

Good news, ladies! I'm just old and lazy!



New Member
Oh, what a sweetie! It's funny because I respond the same way when I am asked by my kids to run. I usually start with saying, " I don't run well, cause I'm old and fat!"


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difficult child has figured out that women like to be called young, so if he is feeling real smart, he tells me I look like I am 17. The other day, he said I looked like I was 18. I asked him why I got older, he said everyone has to get older.