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<blockquote data-quote="mstang67chic" data-source="post: 320463" data-attributes="member: 2459"><p>Urgent Notice: Potential Danger of Dog Hair.....</p><p></p><p>In a press release today, the National Institute of Health has announced the</p><p>discovery of a potentially dangerous substance in the hair of dogs. This</p><p>substance, called "amobacter caninii" has been linked with the following</p><p>symptoms in females: Reluctance to cook, clean or do housework. Reluctance</p><p>to wear make-up, good clothes or high heels. Reluctance to spend money on</p><p>home or car repairs until after 'Baby' has new collars, leashes, beds,</p><p>treats, food, blankets or toys.</p><p></p><p>"Amobacter caninii" usually results in long hours away from home and</p><p>exhaustion which may lead to a loss of physical contact with other humans</p><p>(especially husbands and boyfriends). "Amobacter caninii" is thought to be</p><p>addictive, driving the need for additional sources - this may lead to a</p><p>"pack mentality" or like the potato chip commercial, "you can't have just</p><p>one". Beware! If you come in contact with a female human infected by this</p><p>substance, be prepared to talk about dogs for hours. Additional symptom is a</p><p>lack of motivation to seek a cure. Full recovery is rare and if cured,</p><p>serious side-effects may result.</p><p></p><p>Surgeon General's Warning: Dogs are expensive, addictive, and may impair the</p><p>ability to use common sense.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="mstang67chic, post: 320463, member: 2459"] Urgent Notice: Potential Danger of Dog Hair..... In a press release today, the National Institute of Health has announced the discovery of a potentially dangerous substance in the hair of dogs. This substance, called "amobacter caninii" has been linked with the following symptoms in females: Reluctance to cook, clean or do housework. Reluctance to wear make-up, good clothes or high heels. Reluctance to spend money on home or car repairs until after 'Baby' has new collars, leashes, beds, treats, food, blankets or toys. "Amobacter caninii" usually results in long hours away from home and exhaustion which may lead to a loss of physical contact with other humans (especially husbands and boyfriends). "Amobacter caninii" is thought to be addictive, driving the need for additional sources - this may lead to a "pack mentality" or like the potato chip commercial, "you can't have just one". Beware! If you come in contact with a female human infected by this substance, be prepared to talk about dogs for hours. Additional symptom is a lack of motivation to seek a cure. Full recovery is rare and if cured, serious side-effects may result. Surgeon General's Warning: Dogs are expensive, addictive, and may impair the ability to use common sense. [/QUOTE]
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