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<blockquote data-quote="Star*" data-source="post: 208840" data-attributes="member: 4964"><p>Okay since Beth brought it up - I'm going to tell my little grocery "weirdo" story. </p><p> </p><p>YOU CAN NOT BAG MY GROCERIES........! PERIOD. </p><p> </p><p>I don't care if you got an A++ in cashier school. I'm beyond 'whatever' for you to do it. I bag them in paper (I ABHORE plastic) but love to use paper to hold paper magazines and newspaper for recycling. <img src="/community/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/alien.png" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":alien:" title="alien :alien:" data-shortname=":alien:" /></p><p> </p><p>When I shop - I shop. I ALSO place my stuff on the conveyor belt IN A PARTICULAR order so that I don't spend $3.00 for a bag of chips LESS my coupons (thanks T) and end up with chip dust. I strategically place CANNED items first - First on the belt - FIRST in the bag - FIRST in the BOTTOM of my cart where they will NOT be smashed - then frozen stuff all together to KEEP my other stuff cold since it's a bit of a drive. Then boxed stuff that is in the right side of my cabinet - then cookies, cake mixes that are on the left. ALL SNACKS GO TOGETHER and YES - due to my sensitive sniffer if you package BOUNCE 5 dryer sheets with my bread - I'm bringing the bread back - (moron) Bread and eggs MAY be bagged together IF ----they are the last items......ALL soap together - come on people (clap clap) likes with likes!</p><p> </p><p>I HATE IT with a ferverent passion when I put my stuff on the belt and the ditz of a cashier reaches over my food and grabs the bread that I placed AT THE END - ARGH.....NO NO NO WHY? WHY DID SHE DO THAT? IT WAS AT THE END = don't man handle my dough - just let it where it is. And if they sneeze? OVER my groceries - Another story - seriously - there is no lack of lysol in my house. </p><p> </p><p>I have passed this craft on to my son - he is the most EXCELLENT bagger in the world. He knows the layout of my kitchen - and will bag accordingly if he's with me. Other wise - just allow me and my little recycled bags to do our thing. </p><p> </p><p>Another peeve -???? When I spend 20 minutes picking out a cut of meat that I can just about afford and then the cashier scans it with her Count Dracula wanna be fingernails that are chipped, split and cracked and pokes her finger INTO my plastic wrap and then says "Hey Justin - go get another one of these - I poked a hole in it." UGH......NO JUSTIN don't go I will - and I'll be back in 20 .....because I'm anal." </p><p> </p><p>And while I'm at it - DO NOT BAG MY MILK - It HAS a handle - and I use it. And no - I asked for PAPER - and you may NOT put the milk in a plastic bag because you want to be done with my order - heck - there are still eggs and a loaf of milk there - AND WHY DIDN"T that go in with the dairy to keep order? </p><p> </p><p>I'm not out there - but it sure makes MY life easier when (HEY STOP LAUGHING I SAID I AM NOT OUT THERE) the groceries are in an order that I can put frozen and fridge stuff in the same bag away first - and et cetera. </p><p> </p><p><img src="/community/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/tongue.png" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":tongue:" title="tongue :tongue:" data-shortname=":tongue:" /></p><p> </p><p>Dont' even get me started about someone in a WM that puts Dish soap in with my socks......OMG - WHAT a travesty! NO SOAP WITH COTTON - Soap in this bag - SOCKS in that one. eesch<img src="/community/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/emoticons/faint.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":faint:" title="faint :faint:" data-shortname=":faint:" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Star*, post: 208840, member: 4964"] Okay since Beth brought it up - I'm going to tell my little grocery "weirdo" story. YOU CAN NOT BAG MY GROCERIES........! PERIOD. I don't care if you got an A++ in cashier school. I'm beyond 'whatever' for you to do it. I bag them in paper (I ABHORE plastic) but love to use paper to hold paper magazines and newspaper for recycling. :alien: When I shop - I shop. I ALSO place my stuff on the conveyor belt IN A PARTICULAR order so that I don't spend $3.00 for a bag of chips LESS my coupons (thanks T) and end up with chip dust. I strategically place CANNED items first - First on the belt - FIRST in the bag - FIRST in the BOTTOM of my cart where they will NOT be smashed - then frozen stuff all together to KEEP my other stuff cold since it's a bit of a drive. Then boxed stuff that is in the right side of my cabinet - then cookies, cake mixes that are on the left. ALL SNACKS GO TOGETHER and YES - due to my sensitive sniffer if you package BOUNCE 5 dryer sheets with my bread - I'm bringing the bread back - (moron) Bread and eggs MAY be bagged together IF ----they are the last items......ALL soap together - come on people (clap clap) likes with likes! I HATE IT with a ferverent passion when I put my stuff on the belt and the ditz of a cashier reaches over my food and grabs the bread that I placed AT THE END - ARGH.....NO NO NO WHY? WHY DID SHE DO THAT? IT WAS AT THE END = don't man handle my dough - just let it where it is. And if they sneeze? OVER my groceries - Another story - seriously - there is no lack of lysol in my house. I have passed this craft on to my son - he is the most EXCELLENT bagger in the world. He knows the layout of my kitchen - and will bag accordingly if he's with me. Other wise - just allow me and my little recycled bags to do our thing. Another peeve -???? When I spend 20 minutes picking out a cut of meat that I can just about afford and then the cashier scans it with her Count Dracula wanna be fingernails that are chipped, split and cracked and pokes her finger INTO my plastic wrap and then says "Hey Justin - go get another one of these - I poked a hole in it." UGH......NO JUSTIN don't go I will - and I'll be back in 20 .....because I'm anal." And while I'm at it - DO NOT BAG MY MILK - It HAS a handle - and I use it. And no - I asked for PAPER - and you may NOT put the milk in a plastic bag because you want to be done with my order - heck - there are still eggs and a loaf of milk there - AND WHY DIDN"T that go in with the dairy to keep order? I'm not out there - but it sure makes MY life easier when (HEY STOP LAUGHING I SAID I AM NOT OUT THERE) the groceries are in an order that I can put frozen and fridge stuff in the same bag away first - and et cetera. :raspberry-tounge: Dont' even get me started about someone in a WM that puts Dish soap in with my socks......OMG - WHAT a travesty! NO SOAP WITH COTTON - Soap in this bag - SOCKS in that one. eesch:knockedout: [/QUOTE]
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