Muttmeister - YOU are the original bad girl of funny. I laughed out loud so I barked. (Ride the dane) Oh you are a whitty one. Get that from living with a kid like yours huh?
WhymeMom - Yes, everything bad, redundant, retarted, idiotic, inane, controversial, pigheaded and devious - yup -that side of the family. Hey I never tried to set my bed on fire with my children in the next room and me in the bed. - The things your inlaws Don't tell you when you about their mental status when are engaged to take their problem child off their hand oops I mean marry her son. xMIL was nuts.
Scent of Cedar - Yes I remember the little prince book. I am telling myself all day Philipians 4:4, 11 and 1 Thessalonians 5:18. Over and over and over.
Suz - thanks for the link ohh Queen of the links. I actually used a guilt free saying this morning on the phone, cut difficult child right off for no reason. I just wanted to see if it really worked. It did. Thanks
katie in NY - get the donkey with the spinners - makes MUCH more of a statement.
Meow Bunny - I know, I know. Knuckles dragging the ground
Wishing - I have that wand, but I can't on pain of death release it to anyone.
bby- I can picture many things - just not this.
Mustang - you are too funny.
Sigh.....if he tells me the donkey is an alternative fuel mode of transportation he'll really have me over the edge.
