STORNADO - n: kid who's a nightmare to bring to shop because they touch everything and whine until you buy them something. CARNIVOID - to alter driving route with kids in teh car so you don't pass the carnival that is in town. SIBROIDERY - article of hand- me down clothing with older siblings name or initials on it. INTERLOOPER - kid who has no qualms about barging in on you in the bathroom. SLUMBURNED - child's cranky irritable condition the day after staying up way past bedtime. LINGUISTET - kids mispronunciation of word, left uncorrected by parents who think it's cute. STALL BEARER - parent who's forced to take toddler with them to bathroom. DESSERTISH - state of being hungry, but only for something sweet and void of any nutritional value what so ever. GARBOFLAGE - to hide kids artwork under other trash in wastebasket so you don't get caught chucking it. CHAP-TURKEY - parent who gets caught skipping pages in long kids book.