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Any ideas for keeping kitties out of the Christmas tree?
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<blockquote data-quote="Star*" data-source="post: 487436" data-attributes="member: 4964"><p>Dear Madame..........</p><p></p><p>Does your home look like this? </p><p></p><p>(TREE TOPPLES OVER WITH CURIOUS KITTEN CRASHING TO THE GROUND LAUGHING) </p><p></p><p>or this.....</p><p></p><p>(KITTEH STUCK IN CHRISTMAS TREE STRING OF BLINKING LIGHTS MEOWING FOR HELP and lady comes to untangle him/her) laughing softly......</p><p></p><p>Do kittens constantly harass your Christmas Tree??????? - commercial shows kittens running in and out and up and down decorated CHristmas tree being trashed.....</p><p>Do your furry felines think your pine in the corner is for them? commercial shows kittens napping on branches...</p><p>Does the thought of sap covered fur make you cringe with pine-smelling worry? commercial shows kitteh shaking paws trying to rid each sticky paw of gunked up pine sap from real tree (what a mess!!!) </p><p></p><p>Well fear no more...........At Star-Co we have the solution to your Holiday Hassle!!! </p><p></p><p>Introducing THE PIT BULL ORNAMENT.........(shows lady hanging a pit head shaped ornament in the tree and turning it from off to activate) then smiling.......and nodding</p><p></p><p>Yes ladies -----simply hang your Star-co Pit Bull ornament on the tree, and it will automatically detect any feline presence and instantenously emit a barking alarm warding off your lovely kitteh.....</p><p></p><p>commercial shows wary kittens coming up to a fully overly decorated tree........but upon approach (zoom in on barking pit head ornament and fake sensor rays) the kittens merely take off in disgust. </p><p></p><p>It's uses are endless - USE IT IN THE GARDEN......IN FLOWER BEDS........BEHIND THE SILK COUCH ..........ON THE BACKS OF FURNITURE........ANYWHERE you desire Garfield NOT to be. (all showing kittehs running away but NEVER HARMED) </p><p></p><p></p><p>AND NOW????? </p><p>PIT BULL IN AN ORNAMENT AVAILABLE IN ROTTWEILER, DOBERMAN, POODLE, BEAGLE and BASSET Hound ........head shapes!!!!!!!! </p><p></p><p>***No cyber kittehs were harmed in the making of this cyber commercial. </p><p></p><p>***Patent Pending.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Star*, post: 487436, member: 4964"] Dear Madame.......... Does your home look like this? (TREE TOPPLES OVER WITH CURIOUS KITTEN CRASHING TO THE GROUND LAUGHING) or this..... (KITTEH STUCK IN CHRISTMAS TREE STRING OF BLINKING LIGHTS MEOWING FOR HELP and lady comes to untangle him/her) laughing softly...... Do kittens constantly harass your Christmas Tree??????? - commercial shows kittens running in and out and up and down decorated CHristmas tree being trashed..... Do your furry felines think your pine in the corner is for them? commercial shows kittens napping on branches... Does the thought of sap covered fur make you cringe with pine-smelling worry? commercial shows kitteh shaking paws trying to rid each sticky paw of gunked up pine sap from real tree (what a mess!!!) Well fear no more...........At Star-Co we have the solution to your Holiday Hassle!!! Introducing THE PIT BULL ORNAMENT.........(shows lady hanging a pit head shaped ornament in the tree and turning it from off to activate) then smiling.......and nodding Yes ladies -----simply hang your Star-co Pit Bull ornament on the tree, and it will automatically detect any feline presence and instantenously emit a barking alarm warding off your lovely kitteh..... commercial shows wary kittens coming up to a fully overly decorated tree........but upon approach (zoom in on barking pit head ornament and fake sensor rays) the kittens merely take off in disgust. It's uses are endless - USE IT IN THE GARDEN......IN FLOWER BEDS........BEHIND THE SILK COUCH ..........ON THE BACKS OF FURNITURE........ANYWHERE you desire Garfield NOT to be. (all showing kittehs running away but NEVER HARMED) AND NOW????? PIT BULL IN AN ORNAMENT AVAILABLE IN ROTTWEILER, DOBERMAN, POODLE, BEAGLE and BASSET Hound ........head shapes!!!!!!!! ***No cyber kittehs were harmed in the making of this cyber commercial. ***Patent Pending. [/QUOTE]
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