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<blockquote data-quote="Malika" data-source="post: 424755" data-attributes="member: 11227"><p>[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]<span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000">Here are a couple that make me laugh:</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000">A patient was in therapy when he confided: "Doctor, last night I made a Freudian slip. I was having dinner with my mother-in-law and wanted to say: 'Could you please pass the butter?' But instead I said: 'You silly cow, you have completely ruined my life." </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000">A dog went to a telegram office, took out a blank form and wrote: "Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof." The clerk examined the paper and told the dog, "There are only nine words here. You could send another 'Woof' for the same price." The incredulous dog looked at him in amazement and replied, "But that would make no sense at all!" </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span>[/FONT] [FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][/FONT]</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Malika, post: 424755, member: 11227"] [FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000]Here are a couple that make me laugh: A patient was in therapy when he confided: "Doctor, last night I made a Freudian slip. I was having dinner with my mother-in-law and wanted to say: 'Could you please pass the butter?' But instead I said: 'You silly cow, you have completely ruined my life." A dog went to a telegram office, took out a blank form and wrote: "Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof." The clerk examined the paper and told the dog, "There are only nine words here. You could send another 'Woof' for the same price." The incredulous dog looked at him in amazement and replied, "But that would make no sense at all!" [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][SIZE=2][COLOR=#0000ff][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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