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<blockquote data-quote="Star*" data-source="post: 136118" data-attributes="member: 4964"><p>Here are some suggestions - </p><p></p><p>difficult child - But I'm 18 - or I'm almost 18 </p><p></p><p>You: Each time you hear this send yourself a mental <span style="color: Red">rose</span> - make a <u><strong><span style="color: Red">red </span></strong></u>mark on the calendar next to the day you hear this - at the end of the month see how many <span style="color: Red">roses </span>you have given yourself. </p><p></p><p>You: (retort) "Yeah but you're no where near 21." <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><em>that should leave them guessing</em></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><em></em></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><em></em>You: (spiritual) "Well thank GOD - now I can legally evict you for being a poop." </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">You: (patriotic) "I called a marine recruiter for you since you're 18." </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">You: (sock puppet) - No really - just do your hand like a sock puppet. Bla Bla Bla</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">You: (with surprise) "OH MY GOSH when did THAT happen?" </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">You: (with gusto) "Sooooooooooooooooooo you still behave like a 10 yr. old." </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">You: (Opera) "No you cannot be 18, For I was there the day you were Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrn and I am 29 today - you are a Liaaaaaaaaaaar." </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">You: (crazy) "Yes, you're 18, hey look a squirrel on my head (dances in circle) </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">You: (teacher) "What is the square root of 18?" </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">You: (scientist) "Eighteen ? Do you know every time you smarted off you cut your life expectancy by 3 days? You may not live to see 18 and 1/2 - so sad." </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">You: (sarcastic) "Yeah you're 18 - Whooooopie - Good 4 YOU." (exhale like a teen)</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">You: (talk show host) "So how long have you known you were 18?" Next - 18 year olds who think they OWN the world just for turning a day older, and fighting rednecks in jello. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">You: (police) You have the right to remain silent - Oh skip it you'll never shut up. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">You: (the zen master) "You are now one with your own self-centered being and harmonious light shines from all orifices to indicate that you are 18." breath deep, now dog on a taco position.....exhale, and roll into a fetal position. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">You (the Mayce's Parade MC) "Okay people we have a lot lot lot to do - He/She is 18 today so we've blocked off everything from 101'st to Broadway and QUE the flying reindeer, 12 color no...strike that 18 color ticker tape parade....and will SOMEONE GET ME A Double expresso, light steam, 1/2 caf, Moccha, with sprinkles and whole cream? I have to throw an I'm 18 with 700,000 other people today party....</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">You (the croc. hunter) "G'day mate - 18 already? Bugga - </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Star*, post: 136118, member: 4964"] Here are some suggestions - difficult child - But I'm 18 - or I'm almost 18 You: Each time you hear this send yourself a mental [COLOR=Red]rose[/COLOR] - make a [U][B][COLOR=Red]red [/COLOR][/B][/U]mark on the calendar next to the day you hear this - at the end of the month see how many [COLOR=Red]roses [/COLOR]you have given yourself. You: (retort) "Yeah but you're no where near 21." [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][I]that should leave them guessing [/I]You: (spiritual) "Well thank GOD - now I can legally evict you for being a poop." You: (patriotic) "I called a marine recruiter for you since you're 18." You: (sock puppet) - No really - just do your hand like a sock puppet. Bla Bla Bla You: (with surprise) "OH MY GOSH when did THAT happen?" You: (with gusto) "Sooooooooooooooooooo you still behave like a 10 yr. old." You: (Opera) "No you cannot be 18, For I was there the day you were Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrn and I am 29 today - you are a Liaaaaaaaaaaar." You: (crazy) "Yes, you're 18, hey look a squirrel on my head (dances in circle) You: (teacher) "What is the square root of 18?" You: (scientist) "Eighteen ? Do you know every time you smarted off you cut your life expectancy by 3 days? You may not live to see 18 and 1/2 - so sad." You: (sarcastic) "Yeah you're 18 - Whooooopie - Good 4 YOU." (exhale like a teen) You: (talk show host) "So how long have you known you were 18?" Next - 18 year olds who think they OWN the world just for turning a day older, and fighting rednecks in jello. You: (police) You have the right to remain silent - Oh skip it you'll never shut up. You: (the zen master) "You are now one with your own self-centered being and harmonious light shines from all orifices to indicate that you are 18." breath deep, now dog on a taco position.....exhale, and roll into a fetal position. You (the Mayce's Parade MC) "Okay people we have a lot lot lot to do - He/She is 18 today so we've blocked off everything from 101'st to Broadway and QUE the flying reindeer, 12 color no...strike that 18 color ticker tape parade....and will SOMEONE GET ME A Double expresso, light steam, 1/2 caf, Moccha, with sprinkles and whole cream? I have to throw an I'm 18 with 700,000 other people today party.... You (the croc. hunter) "G'day mate - 18 already? Bugga - [/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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