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<blockquote data-quote="Malika" data-source="post: 423264" data-attributes="member: 11227"><p>(DF = Dear Father? Dear Friend as in boyfriend?)</p><p>Sounds like you had such a valuable asset there, Star...</p><p>Sometimes the humour is unintentional, of course. For ages our morning-time ritual has been that I get dressed first and then J; the ritual was originally devised as a means of getting round J's aversion to getting dressed in time to get to school (sound familiar to anyone?) and works because I always ask him the question: "Shall I get dressed first or you?" - giving him a choice and some measure of control is a way of getting him to do what he otherwise refuses... Of course he always replies "You first!"</p><p>Anyway, this morning I asked the question in time-honoured fashion. Who would get dressed first? This time he didn't answer straight away. He furrowed his brow deeply and announced: "I am going to THINK!" There ensued a suspenseful pause of some seconds while he reflected on this knotty problem. Then the answer struck. "You first!" he cried...</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Malika, post: 423264, member: 11227"] (DF = Dear Father? Dear Friend as in boyfriend?) Sounds like you had such a valuable asset there, Star... Sometimes the humour is unintentional, of course. For ages our morning-time ritual has been that I get dressed first and then J; the ritual was originally devised as a means of getting round J's aversion to getting dressed in time to get to school (sound familiar to anyone?) and works because I always ask him the question: "Shall I get dressed first or you?" - giving him a choice and some measure of control is a way of getting him to do what he otherwise refuses... Of course he always replies "You first!" Anyway, this morning I asked the question in time-honoured fashion. Who would get dressed first? This time he didn't answer straight away. He furrowed his brow deeply and announced: "I am going to THINK!" There ensued a suspenseful pause of some seconds while he reflected on this knotty problem. Then the answer struck. "You first!" he cried... [/QUOTE]
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