So, last night, difficult child was being a cranky-pants and H asked her, "If you could be anyone, who would you be?" difficult child: "I would want to be a really smart serial killer" in her usual sarcastic tone. H ponders this for a moment and says, "What exactly do you have against cereal anyway?" Budumbump - tsh! difficult child and I just looked at eachother and groaned. difficult child's boyfriend just smiled nervously...he's still trying to make a good impression. H appreciated his own joke.