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<blockquote data-quote="Abbey" data-source="post: 166769" data-attributes="member: 179"><p><span style="color: blue">(my mom sent this to me.)</span></p><p><span style="color: blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: blue"></span><span style="color: navy">A woman went to a pet shop & immediately</span></p><p><span style="color: navy">spotted a large, beautiful parrot.. </span></p><p><span style="color: navy">There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00.</span></p><p><span style="color: navy"></span></p><p><span style="color: navy">'Why so little,' she asked the pet store owner.</span></p><p><span style="color: navy"></span></p><p><span style="color: navy">The owner looked at her and said,</span></p><p><span style="color: navy">'Look, I should tell you first that this bird used to live in a house of Prostitution </span></p><p><span style="color: navy">and sometimes it says some pretty vulgar stuff.'</span></p><p><span style="color: navy"></span><span style="color: navy">The woman thought about this, but decided </span><span style="color: navy">she had to have the bird any way. </span></p><p><span style="color: navy"></span></p><p><span style="color: navy">She took it home and hung the bird's cage up</span></p><p><span style="color: navy">in her living room and waited for it to say something.</span></p><p><span style="color: navy"></span></p><p><span style="color: navy">The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said,</span></p><p><span style="color: navy"></span></p><p><span style="color: navy">'New house, new madam.' </span></p><p><span style="color: navy"></span></p><p><span style="color: navy"></span><span style="color: navy">The woman was a bit shocked at the implication,</span><span style="color: navy"> but then thought 'that's really not so bad.' </span></p><p><span style="color: navy"></span></p><p><span style="color: navy">When her 2 teenage daughters returned from school</span></p><p><span style="color: navy">the bird saw and said, </span><span style="color: navy">'New house, new madam, new girls.'</span></p><p><span style="color: navy"></span></p><p><span style="color: navy">The girls and the woman were a bit offended </span></p><p><span style="color: navy">but then began to laugh about the situation </span><span style="color: navy">considering how and where the parrot had been raised.</span></p><p><span style="color: navy"></span></p><p><span style="color: navy">Moments later, the woman's husband Keith</span></p><p><span style="color: navy">came home from work.</span></p><p><span style="color: navy"></span></p><p><span style="color: navy">The bird looked at him and said,</span></p><p><span style="color: navy"></span><span style="color: navy">'Hi, Keith!'</span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Abbey, post: 166769, member: 179"] [COLOR=blue](my mom sent this to me.) [/COLOR][COLOR=navy]A woman went to a pet shop & immediately spotted a large, beautiful parrot.. There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00. 'Why so little,' she asked the pet store owner. The owner looked at her and said, 'Look, I should tell you first that this bird used to live in a house of Prostitution and sometimes it says some pretty vulgar stuff.' [/COLOR][COLOR=navy]The woman thought about this, but decided [/COLOR][COLOR=navy]she had to have the bird any way. She took it home and hung the bird's cage up in her living room and waited for it to say something. The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said, 'New house, new madam.' [/COLOR][COLOR=navy]The woman was a bit shocked at the implication,[/COLOR][COLOR=navy] but then thought 'that's really not so bad.' When her 2 teenage daughters returned from school the bird saw and said, [/COLOR][COLOR=navy]'New house, new madam, new girls.' The girls and the woman were a bit offended but then began to laugh about the situation [/COLOR][COLOR=navy]considering how and where the parrot had been raised. Moments later, the woman's husband Keith came home from work. The bird looked at him and said, [/COLOR][COLOR=navy]'Hi, Keith!'[/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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