Daily funny

Discussion in 'The Watercooler' started by Abbey, Jun 18, 2008.

  1. Abbey

    Abbey Spork Queen

    (my mom sent this to me.)

    A woman went to a pet shop & immediately
    spotted a large, beautiful parrot..
    There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00.

    'Why so little,' she asked the pet store owner.

    The owner looked at her and said,
    'Look, I should tell you first that this bird used to live in a house of Prostitution
    and sometimes it says some pretty vulgar stuff.'
    The woman thought about this, but decided she had to have the bird any way.

    She took it home and hung the bird's cage up
    in her living room and waited for it to say something.

    The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said,

    'New house, new madam.'

    The woman was a bit shocked at the implication, but then thought 'that's really not so bad.'

    When her 2 teenage daughters returned from school
    the bird saw and said,
    'New house, new madam, new girls.'

    The girls and the woman were a bit offended
    but then began to laugh about the situation
    considering how and where the parrot had been raised.

    Moments later, the woman's husband Keith
    came home from work.

    The bird looked at him and said,
    'Hi, Keith!'
  2. Andy

    Andy Active Member

    :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

    Too funny!!!
  3. Andy

    Andy Active Member

    p.s. My mother in law once told me I don't ever have to worry about husband cheating because he wouldn't know how. :rofl:
  4. 4sumrzn

    4sumrzn New Member

    LOL!!!! That was a good one!!
  5. klmno

    klmno Active Member


    Thanks for the laugh- I needed that today!!
  6. Wiped Out

    Wiped Out Well-Known Member Staff Member