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<blockquote data-quote="Star*" data-source="post: 351190" data-attributes="member: 4964"><p>Sooooooooooooooooo.......how much does a Grrrrrrandma and Grrrrrrrandpa get for puppy-sitting? That would be - From November 20th until present - Includes all shots, wormings, potty training, snacks, after-school snacks, breakfast, lunch, dinners, toys, adorable little outfits - remember the Mrs. Beesley outfit?, collar, leash, Diva tiara, mani-pedi 3x a month for 4 months, baths, belly-powder and </p><p> </p><p>Removal of Living room carpet, Removal of Dining room carpet. Dining room table - oversided, oval, maple, dragon claw and ball foot, kitchen rattan bakers shelf, brand new wainscoating, wallpaper (okay it was ugly but still), three shoes - all right foot and no, not where she could get them - she snuck them off the shoe rack. Three stuffed toy monkeys, 4 potted plants - again not where she could get them - who knew she could climb like a goat? Wall board, a piece of tile, an office chair, a lamp cord - did I mention she ate the safety strip off the floor first, it was unplugged but still .....grrrrrr, a wall - just a wall - have no idea - she just ate the wall. A 1/2 dozen books, a slotted spatula, a fly swatter, a shoe horn, a back scratcher, sinus spray, 2 boxes of kleenex, a California purple iris, a bird house, 2 plastic squirrels, a pot, a butter dish (I have no idea), a set of keys, her sisters black cashmere sweater, her Uncles hoodie, a football, 2 baseball caps, a full bed pillow, a tree, one boot, a Pez dispenser, a copy of Ebony magazine, the mortgage bill, a dead bird (brushed her teeth for 10 minutes after that one), her favorite thing is washcloths - we have none left - and yet.....the boy says - i'm coming for my dog. </p><p> </p><p>Yeah - What was the question again - Oh who empties out your nest? Ouixa does. No wait you wanted to know if anyone was jealous. Me. I keep pointing to the living room furniture and saying 'mmmm bacon'. At this point I figure Dude can't AFFORD to get this pup out of our nest. I think something is terribly backwards in our house. I keep reading CVA put in her time, and I'm thinking - I did too, but here I am picking up pieces of a shreded Beyonce and Pdiddy from my yard amongst completely anhilated household objects that should me mine all mine. (insert boo hoo) Okay so CVA to answer your question - YES, I'm jealous of YOU. mwah hahaahaha. Hey - want a special needs puppy???</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Star*, post: 351190, member: 4964"] Sooooooooooooooooo.......how much does a Grrrrrrandma and Grrrrrrrandpa get for puppy-sitting? That would be - From November 20th until present - Includes all shots, wormings, potty training, snacks, after-school snacks, breakfast, lunch, dinners, toys, adorable little outfits - remember the Mrs. Beesley outfit?, collar, leash, Diva tiara, mani-pedi 3x a month for 4 months, baths, belly-powder and Removal of Living room carpet, Removal of Dining room carpet. Dining room table - oversided, oval, maple, dragon claw and ball foot, kitchen rattan bakers shelf, brand new wainscoating, wallpaper (okay it was ugly but still), three shoes - all right foot and no, not where she could get them - she snuck them off the shoe rack. Three stuffed toy monkeys, 4 potted plants - again not where she could get them - who knew she could climb like a goat? Wall board, a piece of tile, an office chair, a lamp cord - did I mention she ate the safety strip off the floor first, it was unplugged but still .....grrrrrr, a wall - just a wall - have no idea - she just ate the wall. A 1/2 dozen books, a slotted spatula, a fly swatter, a shoe horn, a back scratcher, sinus spray, 2 boxes of kleenex, a California purple iris, a bird house, 2 plastic squirrels, a pot, a butter dish (I have no idea), a set of keys, her sisters black cashmere sweater, her Uncles hoodie, a football, 2 baseball caps, a full bed pillow, a tree, one boot, a Pez dispenser, a copy of Ebony magazine, the mortgage bill, a dead bird (brushed her teeth for 10 minutes after that one), her favorite thing is washcloths - we have none left - and yet.....the boy says - i'm coming for my dog. Yeah - What was the question again - Oh who empties out your nest? Ouixa does. No wait you wanted to know if anyone was jealous. Me. I keep pointing to the living room furniture and saying 'mmmm bacon'. At this point I figure Dude can't AFFORD to get this pup out of our nest. I think something is terribly backwards in our house. I keep reading CVA put in her time, and I'm thinking - I did too, but here I am picking up pieces of a shreded Beyonce and Pdiddy from my yard amongst completely anhilated household objects that should me mine all mine. (insert boo hoo) Okay so CVA to answer your question - YES, I'm jealous of YOU. mwah hahaahaha. Hey - want a special needs puppy??? [/QUOTE]
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