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<blockquote data-quote="Star*" data-source="post: 95798" data-attributes="member: 4964"><p>OH for the number of days I sat in the ER PRAYING ON BENDED KNEE that a doctor would come out of the flappy doors, white lights and angels singing in the background - my face pensive and my eyes glued to his words that said "Mrs. Born - we sutured his arm and added 3 staples, and because you are SUCH a fantasticly deserving Mother (crowd in the waiting room roars with applause) WE ALSO stapled his mouth shut. The sutures will come out in 2 weeks just see my nurse to have them removed, and the staples in his mouth won't come out until he's moved out on his own." </p><p></p><p>_ I faint dead away and have to have CPR but the doctor is like Swedish strong body with golden locks of wavy shoulder length hair, blowing into my mouth - he revives me. </p><p></p><p>And then I hear "You'll be JUST fine Dude - just don't pick those stitches out of your mouth let them dissolve - sure was a nasty hit to your jaw you got there, well surgery is over and he'll be cranky for a few days but then he'll return to normal. </p><p></p><p>OH JOY! ~ NOrmal. </p><p></p><p> :surprise: </p><p></p><p>and the doctor is wearing Keds, dark blue with no socks - yuk.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Star*, post: 95798, member: 4964"] OH for the number of days I sat in the ER PRAYING ON BENDED KNEE that a doctor would come out of the flappy doors, white lights and angels singing in the background - my face pensive and my eyes glued to his words that said "Mrs. Born - we sutured his arm and added 3 staples, and because you are SUCH a fantasticly deserving Mother (crowd in the waiting room roars with applause) WE ALSO stapled his mouth shut. The sutures will come out in 2 weeks just see my nurse to have them removed, and the staples in his mouth won't come out until he's moved out on his own." _ I faint dead away and have to have CPR but the doctor is like Swedish strong body with golden locks of wavy shoulder length hair, blowing into my mouth - he revives me. And then I hear "You'll be JUST fine Dude - just don't pick those stitches out of your mouth let them dissolve - sure was a nasty hit to your jaw you got there, well surgery is over and he'll be cranky for a few days but then he'll return to normal. OH JOY! ~ NOrmal. [img]:surprise:[/img] and the doctor is wearing Keds, dark blue with no socks - yuk. [/QUOTE]
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