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<blockquote data-quote="nvts" data-source="post: 179830" data-attributes="member: 3814"><p>K! I have to admit I laughed with the junk your mom is pulling. I've been watching reruns of the Soprano's at like 3 am (I've had insomnia throughout my life) and she's starting to sound like Tony Soprano's mother.</p><p> </p><p>Guilt, guilt, guilt.</p><p> </p><p>My advise: keep the bifocals that make you want to hurl until after the trip. While you're there, keep acting like you're throwing up - therefore the perfect "out" for the barbecue.</p><p> </p><p>Contact a chryogenics lab and ask them to mail you some brochures. If any conversation turns to funerals, tell them that your motto is to put the "fun" back in "funeral" and you've decided to preserve Mom and your brother so that once whatever ailed them to cause their demise is cured, they can be brought back and they can live together for all eternity! Then hand out the brochures.</p><p> </p><p>Virus? I hope Janet's help will get rid of the bloody thing.</p><p> </p><p>PSM & Menopause? That's what I thought my problem was! Double up on birthcontrol! lol!</p><p> </p><p>Feel better hon, we're in close proximity in age and all I can say is: the last time the OB/GYN brought up the "well, you know, you're 44 and things change" I told him I'd hit him in the head with a brick if he brought it up again! Once you hit 40, start telling people you're 52. That way they'll always tell you how great you look for your age!</p><p> </p><p>Beth</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="nvts, post: 179830, member: 3814"] K! I have to admit I laughed with the junk your mom is pulling. I've been watching reruns of the Soprano's at like 3 am (I've had insomnia throughout my life) and she's starting to sound like Tony Soprano's mother. Guilt, guilt, guilt. My advise: keep the bifocals that make you want to hurl until after the trip. While you're there, keep acting like you're throwing up - therefore the perfect "out" for the barbecue. Contact a chryogenics lab and ask them to mail you some brochures. If any conversation turns to funerals, tell them that your motto is to put the "fun" back in "funeral" and you've decided to preserve Mom and your brother so that once whatever ailed them to cause their demise is cured, they can be brought back and they can live together for all eternity! Then hand out the brochures. Virus? I hope Janet's help will get rid of the bloody thing. PSM & Menopause? That's what I thought my problem was! Double up on birthcontrol! lol! Feel better hon, we're in close proximity in age and all I can say is: the last time the OB/GYN brought up the "well, you know, you're 44 and things change" I told him I'd hit him in the head with a brick if he brought it up again! Once you hit 40, start telling people you're 52. That way they'll always tell you how great you look for your age! Beth [/QUOTE]
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