Warning in advance for the title language -absolutely NOT Christian themed, but this is what the freebie is actually titled. I did put adult themed in the Title. Mods I tried to warn anyone...and I took out all the language I could. Some may enjoy it. Academy Award nominee Samuel L. Jackson (Pulp Fiction) rocks this mock bedtime story, capturing a hilarious range of emotions as the voice of a father struggling to get his child to sleep. Go the (Bad 4 letter F word) to Sleep is a bedtime book for parents who live in the real world, where a few snoozing kitties and cutesy rhymes don't always send a toddler sailing blissfully off to dreamland. Beautiful, subversive, and pants-wettingly funny, Go the **** to Sleep is a book for parents new, old, and expectant. Go the **** to Sleep is available free for a limited time. Feel free to share the link to this page with tired parents and other people who could use a good swear and a laugh.