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<blockquote data-quote="susiestar" data-source="post: 444237" data-attributes="member: 1233"><p>This is a poem from i can haz cheezburger. It reminds me of the cat who moved into my college apartment and strongly disliked my roommate and her boyfriend. Ralph Kitty got his name because he would vomit (ralph) when she fought with anyone. Mostly in her shoes. She was forever putting afoot into a shoe and shrieking because there was cat puke in it. He never, not even one time, left presents in MY shoes. But I bought his food and water (SHE is the one who brought him into our home, not me) and stood on the blacony blowing bubbles for him to chase int he courtyard. </p><p></p><p>Here is the poem:</p><p></p><p><strong>After the Party</strong></p><p>Your friend Pam</p><p>smells nice and applies</p><p>proper petting pressure</p><p>But</p><p>She says</p><p>The nastiest about</p><p>You when you</p><p>leave the room.</p><p>That is why</p><p>I pooped</p><p>in her purse</p><p></p><p>By Lynda Miston</p><p></p><p>Gotta love cat logic</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="susiestar, post: 444237, member: 1233"] This is a poem from i can haz cheezburger. It reminds me of the cat who moved into my college apartment and strongly disliked my roommate and her boyfriend. Ralph Kitty got his name because he would vomit (ralph) when she fought with anyone. Mostly in her shoes. She was forever putting afoot into a shoe and shrieking because there was cat puke in it. He never, not even one time, left presents in MY shoes. But I bought his food and water (SHE is the one who brought him into our home, not me) and stood on the blacony blowing bubbles for him to chase int he courtyard. Here is the poem: [B]After the Party[/B] Your friend Pam smells nice and applies proper petting pressure But She says The nastiest about You when you leave the room. That is why I pooped in her purse By Lynda Miston Gotta love cat logic [/QUOTE]
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