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<blockquote data-quote="nvts" data-source="post: 337870" data-attributes="member: 3814"><p>I just needed a laugh today - difficult child 1 is exploding, difficult child 2 has the flu, difficult child 3 had a play and was a train wreck (anxiety) and the baby is whining non-stop.</p><p> </p><p>My BFF/mother in law sent me this and I needed the laugh - </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy">Next time you use a pair of rubber gloves, you're going to smile when you think of this: </span></span></span></span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy">A dentist noticed that his next patient, a little old lady, was </span></span></span></span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy">nervous, so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his </span></span></span></span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy">gloves. </span></span></span></span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy">'Do you know how they make these gloves?' he asked. </span></span></span></span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy">'No, I don't,' she replied. </span></span></span></span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"></span></span></span></span> </p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy">'Well,' he spoofed, 'there's a building in Canada with a big tank </span></span></span></span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy">of latex, and workers of all hand sizes walk up to the tank, dip in their hands, let them dry,</span></span></span></span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy">then peel off the gloves and throw them into boxes of the right size.' </span></span></span></span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"></span></span></span></span> </p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy">She didn't crack a smile. </span></span></span></span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy">'Oh, well. I tried,' he thought. </span></span></span></span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"></span></span></span></span> </p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy">But five minutes later, during a delicate portion of the procedure, she burst out laughing. </span></span></span></span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy">'What's so funny?' he asked. </span></span></span></span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy">'I was just envisioning how condoms are made!'</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy">Have a good weekend!</span></span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy">Beth</span></span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="nvts, post: 337870, member: 3814"] I just needed a laugh today - difficult child 1 is exploding, difficult child 2 has the flu, difficult child 3 had a play and was a train wreck (anxiety) and the baby is whining non-stop. My BFF/mother in law sent me this and I needed the laugh - [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy]Next time you use a pair of rubber gloves, you're going to smile when you think of this: [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy]A dentist noticed that his next patient, a little old lady, was [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy]nervous, so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy]gloves. [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy]'Do you know how they make these gloves?' he asked. [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy]'No, I don't,' she replied. [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy] [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy]'Well,' he spoofed, 'there's a building in Canada with a big tank [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy]of latex, and workers of all hand sizes walk up to the tank, dip in their hands, let them dry,[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy]then peel off the gloves and throw them into boxes of the right size.' [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy] [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy]She didn't crack a smile. [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy]'Oh, well. I tried,' he thought. [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy] [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy]But five minutes later, during a delicate portion of the procedure, she burst out laughing. [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy]'What's so funny?' he asked. [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy]'I was just envisioning how condoms are made!'[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy]Have a good weekend![/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy]Beth[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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