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<blockquote data-quote="Star*" data-source="post: 551496" data-attributes="member: 4964"><p>Dear Madame (said in an 1800's barker style mans voice) I'll start again........ahem. </p><p></p><p>Dear Madame, </p><p></p><p>Are you the sufferer of the lame of brain? Does your insurance company slight you for an impractical technicality? Would taking lollipops from well behaving children and popping their ballons give you some sadistic happiness today? (God wait....that's my sick dream) ......Have you told your childs therapist reacently that the medications he's TRIALED your child on would be better served if the doctor himself inserted them rectally into himself? (yeah I'll give you a second on that mental nightmare).....Do you find yourself being torn in two by a mild case of Bi Polar? (It was YOU no no it was YOU...no no no ......YOU are the sad one.....NO I beg to differ YOU are the too flippin happy one.....shut up, no you...no YOU) ----is a bottle of Jeremiah Weed like a vision in your daily oasis of the wastewater treatment plant of your life?????? ? </p><p></p><p>Are you having a GDSD? Goose Down Shoulder Dressing? Good Daily Shaolin Dipper? Gray Donkey Saddle Denture? Glitter Detention Streetwalker Demise? Global Deli Sandwich Debate? Glory of the snow(real word promise) Debauch Squirrelmonkey Debate (if so I'd like to watch) ......or are you just having a really crummy day? </p><p></p><p>Well then step right up and have a pull, a tug, a snort, a thimble, a jigger, a flask, a cup, a horn, a pilsner FULL of Dr. Stars Super Fantastic Anti - GDSD elixir......Guaranteed to make you feel just like Dorothy did when the house lifted off the ground and went spinning round and round, and that old mean lady on the bicycle rode past her window......(mostly because it's not FDA regulated and we dip it out of a hole in the back yard with a cast iron ladle and bottle it while it's still smokin'. </p><p></p><p>Yes you too can be dancing in the moonlight, completely nekkid with chicken livers taped to your elbows......whirling around a rhino skin like a Pasa Doble cape of superiority.....</p><p>((((((((((((((((((TODAY ONLY))))))))))))) ((((((((((((TODAY ONLY())))))))))))))))))))))) we're offering </p><p>TWO bottles and a handy dandy puke bucket.......(one for you and one for you too) ---since you have bipolar....see? Get it -okay not funny? Moving on. (hush up Janet I am too ) </p><p></p><p>The bucket doubles as a hat, a lampshade, if you cut the end out -----a megaphone...IMPRESS YOUR NEIGHBORS (as if that little dance in the moon didn't get em) and.......</p><p></p><p>wash away all your....Groundbeetle Deadeye Snapdragon Dementia......or........pour it on the driveway and watch it burn holes in the cement....either way it will be ENTERTAINING.......</p><p></p><p>Tax, tag and title not included.......</p><p></p><p>And for our advanced users.......we're developing a formula to combat Grapevine Deludid Smutberry Wrinkle cream..........COMING soon~ </p><p></p><p></p><p>Hugs and Breath - </p><p>Love Ya </p><p>Star</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Star*, post: 551496, member: 4964"] Dear Madame (said in an 1800's barker style mans voice) I'll start again........ahem. Dear Madame, Are you the sufferer of the lame of brain? Does your insurance company slight you for an impractical technicality? Would taking lollipops from well behaving children and popping their ballons give you some sadistic happiness today? (God wait....that's my sick dream) ......Have you told your childs therapist reacently that the medications he's TRIALED your child on would be better served if the doctor himself inserted them rectally into himself? (yeah I'll give you a second on that mental nightmare).....Do you find yourself being torn in two by a mild case of Bi Polar? (It was YOU no no it was YOU...no no no ......YOU are the sad one.....NO I beg to differ YOU are the too flippin happy one.....shut up, no you...no YOU) ----is a bottle of Jeremiah Weed like a vision in your daily oasis of the wastewater treatment plant of your life?????? ? Are you having a GDSD? Goose Down Shoulder Dressing? Good Daily Shaolin Dipper? Gray Donkey Saddle Denture? Glitter Detention Streetwalker Demise? Global Deli Sandwich Debate? Glory of the snow(real word promise) Debauch Squirrelmonkey Debate (if so I'd like to watch) ......or are you just having a really crummy day? Well then step right up and have a pull, a tug, a snort, a thimble, a jigger, a flask, a cup, a horn, a pilsner FULL of Dr. Stars Super Fantastic Anti - GDSD elixir......Guaranteed to make you feel just like Dorothy did when the house lifted off the ground and went spinning round and round, and that old mean lady on the bicycle rode past her window......(mostly because it's not FDA regulated and we dip it out of a hole in the back yard with a cast iron ladle and bottle it while it's still smokin'. Yes you too can be dancing in the moonlight, completely nekkid with chicken livers taped to your elbows......whirling around a rhino skin like a Pasa Doble cape of superiority..... ((((((((((((((((((TODAY ONLY))))))))))))) ((((((((((((TODAY ONLY())))))))))))))))))))))) we're offering TWO bottles and a handy dandy puke bucket.......(one for you and one for you too) ---since you have bipolar....see? Get it -okay not funny? Moving on. (hush up Janet I am too ) The bucket doubles as a hat, a lampshade, if you cut the end out -----a megaphone...IMPRESS YOUR NEIGHBORS (as if that little dance in the moon didn't get em) and....... wash away all your....Groundbeetle Deadeye Snapdragon Dementia......or........pour it on the driveway and watch it burn holes in the cement....either way it will be ENTERTAINING....... Tax, tag and title not included....... And for our advanced users.......we're developing a formula to combat Grapevine Deludid Smutberry Wrinkle cream..........COMING soon~ Hugs and Breath - Love Ya Star [/QUOTE]
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