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<blockquote data-quote="susiestar" data-source="post: 439343" data-attributes="member: 1233"><p>Wow! Star you have me cackling so hard husband came in to see what was so funny!!!</p><p></p><p>This reminds me of two things. First was how I have said that gfgbro used to sleep in the den, usually nude iwth no blanket over any of him. Well, he usually had the dog in there. Now ole F (the dog) was the sweetest thing but she had the worst gut ever made. That dog never in her life went an hour with-o a fart. Never. Even when she was outside we would have to get away from her because the smell. Gfgbro drank a lot of alcohol and ate all sorts of fart generating foods (this is the man who put clorox bleach in a pan of hand and beans he left out overnight so that it would still be edible. And he served them to his girlfriend - who wanted to know what that g-awful taste was! he ate rotting food so as to not be "wasteful" and his intestines were a disaster. He also got a type of owrms that mostly only dogs get because they drink out of dirty containers. Good enough for his dog was good enoughf or him - and he used to have a fit if I washed the dog's water bucket or food bowl because I was getting rid of things her body "needed" like probiotics. TWICE we had to go to the vet school for wormer for my gfgbro! I WISH I was joking!)</p><p></p><p>So anyway, he would close himself in the den, NOT a small room, and watch dirty movies all night. OFten with his head pillowed on the dog (I figure he burned out his nose that way). Soem mronings? My mother would walk out into the kitchen an HOUR after he got up and she would start opening windows, etc... because the stench was so bad. My father flat out banned candles at that time because he knew gfgbro adored them and was afraid he would blow the house up with all the methane trapped in a room when he lit a candle.</p><p></p><p>That was high school and early college.</p><p></p><p>Fast forward to college after he went to the Army for 2 yrs. I SWEAR he chose his friends from the international community based on how bad they stank. He spent 2 years constantly mad because my parents were not "hospitable" to his friends - because they REEKED! One guy was some prince in his own country and gfgbro brought him home over winter break. My parents were told it was for 2 nights. Dad and I actually vomited when the guy was introduced to us - and we did not eat in our home that first day. Neither of us could. ONE person smelled that bad. It wasn't just not bathing. It was decades of not washing clothing, wiping in the bathroom, and eating various foods that come out through the pores. But this was worse than even kim chi could make you reek. Then my father learned that in this man's country you didn't visit for a day. You stayed as long as YOU watned. Hosts do NOT ask guests, esp from the higher social groups, to leave. EVER. </p><p></p><p>My dad told gfgbro to either tell him to leave or he would do it himself. And NOT politely. My bro ended up having to pay off new cushions for the dining room chairs, cleaning both couches that the guy sat on and he had to drag the mattress from his room out into the sun for several days! Plus by all new nice bedding because he put my mother's best bedding on his bed for this guy. Days after this guy sat on a cushion on the dining room chairs they STILL reeked enough to make me sick from across the room. </p><p></p><p>I only WISH I was exaggerating. I bet this guy could give that skunk eating dog a run for his money. I still don't understand why gfgbro picked these people as friends - it mUST have been the smell because they were perfectly horrid people in manners and behavior. NOT because they were from another country but because they just were. </p><p></p><p>Star, poopin up the air, I won't EVER forget that!!!! IT is just too perfect and I know little old ladies who would have done that!!!!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="susiestar, post: 439343, member: 1233"] Wow! Star you have me cackling so hard husband came in to see what was so funny!!! This reminds me of two things. First was how I have said that gfgbro used to sleep in the den, usually nude iwth no blanket over any of him. Well, he usually had the dog in there. Now ole F (the dog) was the sweetest thing but she had the worst gut ever made. That dog never in her life went an hour with-o a fart. Never. Even when she was outside we would have to get away from her because the smell. Gfgbro drank a lot of alcohol and ate all sorts of fart generating foods (this is the man who put clorox bleach in a pan of hand and beans he left out overnight so that it would still be edible. And he served them to his girlfriend - who wanted to know what that g-awful taste was! he ate rotting food so as to not be "wasteful" and his intestines were a disaster. He also got a type of owrms that mostly only dogs get because they drink out of dirty containers. Good enough for his dog was good enoughf or him - and he used to have a fit if I washed the dog's water bucket or food bowl because I was getting rid of things her body "needed" like probiotics. TWICE we had to go to the vet school for wormer for my gfgbro! I WISH I was joking!) So anyway, he would close himself in the den, NOT a small room, and watch dirty movies all night. OFten with his head pillowed on the dog (I figure he burned out his nose that way). Soem mronings? My mother would walk out into the kitchen an HOUR after he got up and she would start opening windows, etc... because the stench was so bad. My father flat out banned candles at that time because he knew gfgbro adored them and was afraid he would blow the house up with all the methane trapped in a room when he lit a candle. That was high school and early college. Fast forward to college after he went to the Army for 2 yrs. I SWEAR he chose his friends from the international community based on how bad they stank. He spent 2 years constantly mad because my parents were not "hospitable" to his friends - because they REEKED! One guy was some prince in his own country and gfgbro brought him home over winter break. My parents were told it was for 2 nights. Dad and I actually vomited when the guy was introduced to us - and we did not eat in our home that first day. Neither of us could. ONE person smelled that bad. It wasn't just not bathing. It was decades of not washing clothing, wiping in the bathroom, and eating various foods that come out through the pores. But this was worse than even kim chi could make you reek. Then my father learned that in this man's country you didn't visit for a day. You stayed as long as YOU watned. Hosts do NOT ask guests, esp from the higher social groups, to leave. EVER. My dad told gfgbro to either tell him to leave or he would do it himself. And NOT politely. My bro ended up having to pay off new cushions for the dining room chairs, cleaning both couches that the guy sat on and he had to drag the mattress from his room out into the sun for several days! Plus by all new nice bedding because he put my mother's best bedding on his bed for this guy. Days after this guy sat on a cushion on the dining room chairs they STILL reeked enough to make me sick from across the room. I only WISH I was exaggerating. I bet this guy could give that skunk eating dog a run for his money. I still don't understand why gfgbro picked these people as friends - it mUST have been the smell because they were perfectly horrid people in manners and behavior. NOT because they were from another country but because they just were. Star, poopin up the air, I won't EVER forget that!!!! IT is just too perfect and I know little old ladies who would have done that!!!! [/QUOTE]
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