I had to go to the pharmacy last night. easy child 2 was doing homework and difficult child 2 was bugging her, so I took him with me. I dropped off the prescriptions, thankfully there was no one else in line. Then we went to look at toys to pass the time. difficult child 2 did great...until he found the Lego Sharks and Submarines he's been seeing advertised on TV and wants desperately. (he LOVES Legos). I said no, and when it was time to go back to the pharmacy, he was doing pretty good. When he saw me pull out the checkbook, tho, all you-know-what broke lose. I covered his mouth, I had restrained him, nothing stopped him, so I ignored. I finally did get him to sit on the bench behind me, and of course, the people were confused, couldn't find the script, made a mistake with it, etc etc etc, in addition to being about 7 other people in line now, and all the while from behind me in a tiny Carhart coat, at the top of his lungs, screaming "YOU'RE A F-ING WEENIE HEAD MOM!" and other equally colorful statements. And the more I ignored, the louder he yelled. Had I not had to have the scripts, normally I would have left, but I didn't have that option, so....for 15 minutes that seemed like an eternity, I ignored this, while the other patrons tried to figure out which of the other ignoring patrons that screaming monster belonged to. The Pharmacist finally asked if he was mine, they were afraid he'd been abandoned. LOL Great. So, you shoulda shopped at Kmart last night. Or, maybe not.