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<blockquote data-quote="Star*" data-source="post: 167538" data-attributes="member: 4964"><p>June 20, 2008</p><p> </p><p>Let It Be Known To All Peoples: </p><p> </p><p>That on this day June 20, 2008. Star and Dude have entered a formal contract stating that said Grandog aka Pootie, PootieBear, Princess Sparkle Fanny, Princess Glitter Britches, No-No a white American Bulldog, aged 9 weeks with black spot on left eye and 2 ears. Is to be seen by her Grandparents, Grrrrrandpa and Namma, at least one time a week, and 2 weekends a month for visitation. </p><p> </p><p>At said visitation Grrrrrrandpa and Namma promise to provide oodles of love, tremendous spoiling, Flea treatment 1x a month, Heartguard treament 1 x a month, and toys (maybe not all the time from Macys), but nonetheless quality age appropriate toys. </p><p> </p><p>Dude agrees to bring her and pick her up, keep her flea free, clean and in air conditioning 90% of her day. He agrees to only allow her in the yard on a leash for potty visits 5 x a day, and promises to give her fresh food in her dish all day long and clean water each morining. He further promises to take her out and play with her a minimum of 30 minutes 4x a day, and provide her with snacks, obedience classes and love. </p><p> </p><p>Vet bills will be a match of 50% on the part of the grandparents. Should any part of this contract be reniged on Grandparents will be awarded sole custody of said Pootie. Dude will be banished to a desserted island where he will be treated like he treated Pootie for the duration of his teenage years. </p><p> </p><p>Signed.......</p><p> </p><p>Yeah like he'll go for this. lol <img src="/community/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/felttip/whiteflag.png" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":whiteflag:" title="whiteflag :whiteflag:" data-shortname=":whiteflag:" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Star*, post: 167538, member: 4964"] June 20, 2008 Let It Be Known To All Peoples: That on this day June 20, 2008. Star and Dude have entered a formal contract stating that said Grandog aka Pootie, PootieBear, Princess Sparkle Fanny, Princess Glitter Britches, No-No a white American Bulldog, aged 9 weeks with black spot on left eye and 2 ears. Is to be seen by her Grandparents, Grrrrrandpa and Namma, at least one time a week, and 2 weekends a month for visitation. At said visitation Grrrrrrandpa and Namma promise to provide oodles of love, tremendous spoiling, Flea treatment 1x a month, Heartguard treament 1 x a month, and toys (maybe not all the time from Macys), but nonetheless quality age appropriate toys. Dude agrees to bring her and pick her up, keep her flea free, clean and in air conditioning 90% of her day. He agrees to only allow her in the yard on a leash for potty visits 5 x a day, and promises to give her fresh food in her dish all day long and clean water each morining. He further promises to take her out and play with her a minimum of 30 minutes 4x a day, and provide her with snacks, obedience classes and love. Vet bills will be a match of 50% on the part of the grandparents. Should any part of this contract be reniged on Grandparents will be awarded sole custody of said Pootie. Dude will be banished to a desserted island where he will be treated like he treated Pootie for the duration of his teenage years. Signed....... Yeah like he'll go for this. lol :whiteflag: [/QUOTE]
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