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<blockquote data-quote="Star*" data-source="post: 323115" data-attributes="member: 4964"><p>WIsh you Were HERE - </p><p></p><p>The center of Columbia this weekend has a FESTIVUS celebration......no joke.....</p><p></p><p>I just like the way it rolls off your tongue. </p><p></p><p>Today I heard a woman wish a man a Merry Christmas.....he stood there (he just didn't hear her.) So, she said "Oh I'm so sorry, "Happy Hanukkah!" O.M.G. I nearly spit my water out on the floor. I asked him if he was Jewish. He said "No." Then he said "Why? Because of my large nose?" I said "Um no...because she just wished you a Happy Hanukkah, and I had a question about Hanukkah. Just figured she knew something I didn't. Why...do you think your nose is large? My Father was Native American, believe me your nose is NOT large at all." He just laughed. Then he said "No actually I don't celebrate Hanukkah, I celebrate Christmas. What holiday do Native Americans celebrate?" OMG I got the biggest chuckle out of that. I said "Hanukkah." Yeah - he nearly spit HIS water out. <img src="/community/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/tongue.png" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":tongue:" title="tongue :tongue:" data-shortname=":tongue:" /></p><p></p><p>Then I told the girl - "He celebrates Christmas he just didn't hear you." She said "Oh okay thanks." I said "Good thing you're not dark like me, she would have just gone down the list and wished you a Happy Kwanza." Sheesh. I told her either stick with MERRY CHRISTMAS or what YOU celebrate or give it up and just say nothing because it is embarrassing to guess that someone celebrates ???because of how they look. If that's the case we're ALL in a lot of trouble. <img src="/community/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/felttip/ashamed.png" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":ashamed:" title="ashamed :ashamed:" data-shortname=":ashamed:" /> She said "Guess you're right." (YA THINK?)</p><p></p><p>What was that thing a few years ago? MerryKrismakwanzarahmadan?<img src="/community/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/peaceful.png" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":peaceful:" title="peaceful :peaceful:" data-shortname=":peaceful:" /> Whirled peas!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Star*, post: 323115, member: 4964"] WIsh you Were HERE - The center of Columbia this weekend has a FESTIVUS celebration......no joke..... I just like the way it rolls off your tongue. Today I heard a woman wish a man a Merry Christmas.....he stood there (he just didn't hear her.) So, she said "Oh I'm so sorry, "Happy Hanukkah!" O.M.G. I nearly spit my water out on the floor. I asked him if he was Jewish. He said "No." Then he said "Why? Because of my large nose?" I said "Um no...because she just wished you a Happy Hanukkah, and I had a question about Hanukkah. Just figured she knew something I didn't. Why...do you think your nose is large? My Father was Native American, believe me your nose is NOT large at all." He just laughed. Then he said "No actually I don't celebrate Hanukkah, I celebrate Christmas. What holiday do Native Americans celebrate?" OMG I got the biggest chuckle out of that. I said "Hanukkah." Yeah - he nearly spit HIS water out. :raspberry-tounge: Then I told the girl - "He celebrates Christmas he just didn't hear you." She said "Oh okay thanks." I said "Good thing you're not dark like me, she would have just gone down the list and wished you a Happy Kwanza." Sheesh. I told her either stick with MERRY CHRISTMAS or what YOU celebrate or give it up and just say nothing because it is embarrassing to guess that someone celebrates ???because of how they look. If that's the case we're ALL in a lot of trouble. :ashamed: She said "Guess you're right." (YA THINK?) What was that thing a few years ago? MerryKrismakwanzarahmadan?:peaceful: Whirled peas! [/QUOTE]
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