Hon, if anyone asks tell them whatever you want.
You can tell them you have a child with problems.
You can tell them you were rock climbing in South America.
You can tell them that it is what happens when you play with the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
Or you can just look at them and say, "Excuse Me" in that 'tone" that says they are being very rude.
I am sorry it was so crazy and violent. And that he had a bad day.
Hugs,
Susie