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<blockquote data-quote="Mattsmom277" data-source="post: 392248" data-attributes="member: 4264"><p>I have a turkey curse. Yes. A Turkey Curse. Curse in past years, started a few years ago:</p><p></p><p>Year one: Turkey frozen, forgot to thaw. Google gives instructions to cook from frozen. Ok, that works. Won't fit in my turkey pan. Off to store to buy new one. Rush in, behind schedule, BREAK foot coming inside. Yikes! Took nearly 3 months to heal that bone!</p><p>Year two: Drop casserole dish full of turnips on previous years broken foot, not quite broken again but certainly damaged the bone again pretty nastily</p><p>Year three: Dang bird wouldn't cook? Took hours and hours longer than it had any reason to, hours after guests were starving and all sides were stone cold. Was in tears, had S/O's daughter, severely autistic, at the table for over 3 hours with her fork, just waiting the poor girl. My aunt refused to let me give up and order pizza. Strangely, that stupid evil bird was the best ever!</p><p></p><p>I am now the family joke, more so because all family dinners are hosted by yours truly.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Mattsmom277, post: 392248, member: 4264"] I have a turkey curse. Yes. A Turkey Curse. Curse in past years, started a few years ago: Year one: Turkey frozen, forgot to thaw. Google gives instructions to cook from frozen. Ok, that works. Won't fit in my turkey pan. Off to store to buy new one. Rush in, behind schedule, BREAK foot coming inside. Yikes! Took nearly 3 months to heal that bone! Year two: Drop casserole dish full of turnips on previous years broken foot, not quite broken again but certainly damaged the bone again pretty nastily Year three: Dang bird wouldn't cook? Took hours and hours longer than it had any reason to, hours after guests were starving and all sides were stone cold. Was in tears, had S/O's daughter, severely autistic, at the table for over 3 hours with her fork, just waiting the poor girl. My aunt refused to let me give up and order pizza. Strangely, that stupid evil bird was the best ever! I am now the family joke, more so because all family dinners are hosted by yours truly. [/QUOTE]
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