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<blockquote data-quote="TerryJ2" data-source="post: 179745" data-attributes="member: 3419"><p><em>As BBQ and IC Girl (you should see the costumes) are riding with the top going up and down and up and down on their new Cadillac convertible with the ac blasting one minute and the heat hot enough to cook a goose on the floorboards - we realized that our heroines didnt have any.........</em></p><p></p><p>(your turn)</p><p> </p><p>margarita mix, so they turned around and went back to Bed, Bath & Beyond and bought a supersize Turbocharged MargaritaMaker with-a special ice cube attachment that connects directly to the city water line. ($15 a mo. extra on the water bill, but who cares?) </p><p>Discovering that both red and white wine made their hot flashes more intense, but tequila cooled them off, they added black cohosh, soy, flax seed oil and St. John's Wort to the Turbocharged MargaritaMaker and fired it up, attaching it by a handy, travel-sized welding kit to the manifold. (This was not easy, considering that the ice was directly hooked up to the city water supply, but Barbie Q. and I.C. Girl are actually rocket scientists in their spare time.)</p><p>With the roof alternately opening and closing at various intervals, and the sounds of the Turbocharged MargaritaMaker outdoing the loudest bass from the kids in the next car, our heroines noticed a flashing blue light in their rear view mirror.</p><p>They dutifully pulled over, and as the officer reached for Barbie Q's driver's license, the hood of the car closed on his wrist, </p><p> </p><p>causing ...</p><p> </p><p>your turn</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="TerryJ2, post: 179745, member: 3419"] [I]As BBQ and IC Girl (you should see the costumes) are riding with the top going up and down and up and down on their new Cadillac convertible with the ac blasting one minute and the heat hot enough to cook a goose on the floorboards - we realized that our heroines didnt have any.........[/I] (your turn) margarita mix, so they turned around and went back to Bed, Bath & Beyond and bought a supersize Turbocharged MargaritaMaker with-a special ice cube attachment that connects directly to the city water line. ($15 a mo. extra on the water bill, but who cares?) Discovering that both red and white wine made their hot flashes more intense, but tequila cooled them off, they added black cohosh, soy, flax seed oil and St. John's Wort to the Turbocharged MargaritaMaker and fired it up, attaching it by a handy, travel-sized welding kit to the manifold. (This was not easy, considering that the ice was directly hooked up to the city water supply, but Barbie Q. and I.C. Girl are actually rocket scientists in their spare time.) With the roof alternately opening and closing at various intervals, and the sounds of the Turbocharged MargaritaMaker outdoing the loudest bass from the kids in the next car, our heroines noticed a flashing blue light in their rear view mirror. They dutifully pulled over, and as the officer reached for Barbie Q's driver's license, the hood of the car closed on his wrist, causing ... your turn [/QUOTE]
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