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<blockquote data-quote="ThreeShadows" data-source="post: 355786" data-attributes="member: 6370"><p>When your three year old twin brother latches on to the handle of the garage door, do not push the automatic opener unless mother is around to catch said twin.</p><p> </p><p>Do not stand on a higher elevation and pee on the head of your female classmate just because her brother asked you to.</p><p> </p><p>Once you have shot the chipmunk in the head, assume that it is dead. Don't stick it up the tailpipe of your truck to make sure of its demise.</p><p> </p><p>When you are holding a lighter, do not ask your buddy to spray you with Axe perfume to see if you go up in flames.</p><p> </p><p>Do not set off illegal fireworks from the bathroom window. There is a strict law about such things.</p><p> </p><p>When you are working on an engine project in the garage of your parents' 1820 home in December in Maine, do not use the Weber bbq grill to illuminate said project. The snoopy neighbor whose mother grew up in the aforementioned house will call the fire departments of three adjoining towns because she does not feel safe. I forgot to mention that neighbor is married to a lawyer.....</p><p> </p><p>Do you all have any idea what it was like raising twin difficult children in a gun toting/explosives homemaking/bonfire loving state?</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="ThreeShadows, post: 355786, member: 6370"] When your three year old twin brother latches on to the handle of the garage door, do not push the automatic opener unless mother is around to catch said twin. Do not stand on a higher elevation and pee on the head of your female classmate just because her brother asked you to. Once you have shot the chipmunk in the head, assume that it is dead. Don't stick it up the tailpipe of your truck to make sure of its demise. When you are holding a lighter, do not ask your buddy to spray you with Axe perfume to see if you go up in flames. Do not set off illegal fireworks from the bathroom window. There is a strict law about such things. When you are working on an engine project in the garage of your parents' 1820 home in December in Maine, do not use the Weber bbq grill to illuminate said project. The snoopy neighbor whose mother grew up in the aforementioned house will call the fire departments of three adjoining towns because she does not feel safe. I forgot to mention that neighbor is married to a lawyer..... Do you all have any idea what it was like raising twin difficult children in a gun toting/explosives homemaking/bonfire loving state? [/QUOTE]
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