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<blockquote data-quote="Star*" data-source="post: 318479" data-attributes="member: 4964"><p>My waiting room dream.....</p><p> </p><p>You know...I was worried that I would have to wait, and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait when I went into the doctors office so before I went to the doctors I found some makeup and added a little yellow tempra paint from my art kit -I applied it to my hands and face and walked in for a routine check up. Of course you all know I'm a germophobe. So I have wipes and a sample size of Lysol spray in my purse. Before I walk in? I took my plant spray bottle, and spritzed myself with water to give myself the effect of fever. </p><p> </p><p> I'm standing there with my passport in my hand, with a box of bananas for the staff that says FROM HONDURAS - yellow as a canary and the nurse at the window says "What are we seeing you for today Ms. Star?" and with the sickest voice I could muster I said "I belive, (cough, cough) I contracted (cough, cough) Malaria..or yellow fever." then I reached in my oversided hand bag and got out a pet rat...held it out and said "Could be the plague - but, (chortle) I really keep these little guys clean." </p><p> </p><p>And within 45 seconds - the waiting room was like a ghost town, I wiped off the war paint, snapped on a glove, finished wiping down the chair, and was in and out of there in no time. Nicest visit I ever had. Got my flu shot, got the H1N1 vaccine as they seemed to have an over abundance that day - Even the rat got a sticker. Something to be said for yellow paint and a spray bottle. <img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite2" alt=";)" title="Wink ;)" loading="lazy" data-shortname=";)" /></p><p> </p><p>I go next week....ugh. Just shoot me - I think I'll call and tell them to come get me in the parking lot. <img src="/community/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/sick.png" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":sick:" title="sick :sick:" data-shortname=":sick:" /> - Gotta admit though - the rat story has some merit.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Star*, post: 318479, member: 4964"] My waiting room dream..... You know...I was worried that I would have to wait, and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait when I went into the doctors office so before I went to the doctors I found some makeup and added a little yellow tempra paint from my art kit -I applied it to my hands and face and walked in for a routine check up. Of course you all know I'm a germophobe. So I have wipes and a sample size of Lysol spray in my purse. Before I walk in? I took my plant spray bottle, and spritzed myself with water to give myself the effect of fever. I'm standing there with my passport in my hand, with a box of bananas for the staff that says FROM HONDURAS - yellow as a canary and the nurse at the window says "What are we seeing you for today Ms. Star?" and with the sickest voice I could muster I said "I belive, (cough, cough) I contracted (cough, cough) Malaria..or yellow fever." then I reached in my oversided hand bag and got out a pet rat...held it out and said "Could be the plague - but, (chortle) I really keep these little guys clean." And within 45 seconds - the waiting room was like a ghost town, I wiped off the war paint, snapped on a glove, finished wiping down the chair, and was in and out of there in no time. Nicest visit I ever had. Got my flu shot, got the H1N1 vaccine as they seemed to have an over abundance that day - Even the rat got a sticker. Something to be said for yellow paint and a spray bottle. :winking: I go next week....ugh. Just shoot me - I think I'll call and tell them to come get me in the parking lot. :sick: - Gotta admit though - the rat story has some merit. [/QUOTE]
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