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<blockquote data-quote="Star*" data-source="post: 524803" data-attributes="member: 4964"><p>warning: potential non-sensical post. </p><p></p><p>Dear Madame, </p><p></p><p>Do soft, gray, furry kittens seem to just aggrivate you to no end? Do smiling people on the street make you want to slap duct tape over their mouth to cover their enormously large toothy grins? Does the banter between two happy people seem to completly unhinge you at the very core of your existance? DO you long for the days when you could just pull out your trusty six shooter from your holster, aim and fire? Look at a grizzly bear and scare him into the hills of Montana or perhaps curdle the milk in a pail on Old man Taskers farm just for kicks? </p><p></p><p>Well fear not my boo-hoo poo-poo. Dr. Stars bein Meaner than a Snake Oil medicine wagon is pulling into town and you are the lucky first customer to partake of the fineries of just such an elixir that will STIR your inner beast, quell the tears that well up inside, MAKE A REAL man out of you er......well so to speak.....and help you grow ahhh tomatos if the application is watered down with our chart of formulation so that you don't grow em too big, or too bold. </p><p></p><p>Yes maam - you can go from whimpy, whimpy, whimpy to SHERAH in one gulp - and then tackle those emotions or stuff em, or just plain pick up your telephone and tell the whole world to bite you right on the - OKay moving on.......SO little girl - PUT away that handkerchief, and dry up those tears.......step right up and git yerself a bottle of Dr. Stars I am meaner than a Snake Oil medicine and elixir TODAY - Only two bits while supplies last....</p><p></p><p>and well it was either that or tell you while you're all sensitive and crying, and being sad that you're feet stink and I don't like your mailbox. (That way you're offended instead of upset and have something to be angry over and the mailbox thing? Well that's just to keep both of us wondering - have no idea if I like your mail box or not. Now neither do you) But as far as those dingalings at the school go? YOU GOT ELIXIR -----baby....DOWN THE HATCH.....(um that's milk in your fridge darlin' and you just have to close your eyes and pretend you hear me pushin snake oil from the back of a buckboard wagon for the rest of it) </p><p></p><p>Hugs & Love </p><p>(yeah I got nuthin' tonight) </p><p>Star</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Star*, post: 524803, member: 4964"] warning: potential non-sensical post. Dear Madame, Do soft, gray, furry kittens seem to just aggrivate you to no end? Do smiling people on the street make you want to slap duct tape over their mouth to cover their enormously large toothy grins? Does the banter between two happy people seem to completly unhinge you at the very core of your existance? DO you long for the days when you could just pull out your trusty six shooter from your holster, aim and fire? Look at a grizzly bear and scare him into the hills of Montana or perhaps curdle the milk in a pail on Old man Taskers farm just for kicks? Well fear not my boo-hoo poo-poo. Dr. Stars bein Meaner than a Snake Oil medicine wagon is pulling into town and you are the lucky first customer to partake of the fineries of just such an elixir that will STIR your inner beast, quell the tears that well up inside, MAKE A REAL man out of you er......well so to speak.....and help you grow ahhh tomatos if the application is watered down with our chart of formulation so that you don't grow em too big, or too bold. Yes maam - you can go from whimpy, whimpy, whimpy to SHERAH in one gulp - and then tackle those emotions or stuff em, or just plain pick up your telephone and tell the whole world to bite you right on the - OKay moving on.......SO little girl - PUT away that handkerchief, and dry up those tears.......step right up and git yerself a bottle of Dr. Stars I am meaner than a Snake Oil medicine and elixir TODAY - Only two bits while supplies last.... and well it was either that or tell you while you're all sensitive and crying, and being sad that you're feet stink and I don't like your mailbox. (That way you're offended instead of upset and have something to be angry over and the mailbox thing? Well that's just to keep both of us wondering - have no idea if I like your mail box or not. Now neither do you) But as far as those dingalings at the school go? YOU GOT ELIXIR -----baby....DOWN THE HATCH.....(um that's milk in your fridge darlin' and you just have to close your eyes and pretend you hear me pushin snake oil from the back of a buckboard wagon for the rest of it) Hugs & Love (yeah I got nuthin' tonight) Star [/QUOTE]
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