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I captured a good day....for memory
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<blockquote data-quote="Star*" data-source="post: 163503" data-attributes="member: 4964"><p>Every woman - </p><p></p><p>when dude was little he loved country music - he could sing really well. Well enough by todays standards to get an audition on some reality singing show. </p><p></p><p>His favorite song was Alan jacksons "Chattahoochie" and he would belt out the it gets hotter than a hoochie's choochie. We tried several time to tell him it was hootchie cootchie but never mind - at 4 it was hoochie's coochie. </p><p></p><p>another favorite was the one he would belt out "I like my women just a little on the trashy side." </p><p></p><p>I swear I was so convinced I would come home one day and find a woman twice his age in spandex, died freaky 80's hair, with blue eye shadow and red lips, holes in her stockings and a too short jeans skirt with her boobs hanging out exposing her matching breast tattoos of birds. </p><p></p><p>When you aim low - anything is an improvement. <img src="/community/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/surprise.png" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":surprise:" title="surprise :surprise:" data-shortname=":surprise:" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Star*, post: 163503, member: 4964"] Every woman - when dude was little he loved country music - he could sing really well. Well enough by todays standards to get an audition on some reality singing show. His favorite song was Alan jacksons "Chattahoochie" and he would belt out the it gets hotter than a hoochie's choochie. We tried several time to tell him it was hootchie cootchie but never mind - at 4 it was hoochie's coochie. another favorite was the one he would belt out "I like my women just a little on the trashy side." I swear I was so convinced I would come home one day and find a woman twice his age in spandex, died freaky 80's hair, with blue eye shadow and red lips, holes in her stockings and a too short jeans skirt with her boobs hanging out exposing her matching breast tattoos of birds. When you aim low - anything is an improvement. :surprised1: [/QUOTE]
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