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<blockquote data-quote="Star*" data-source="post: 260450" data-attributes="member: 4964"><p>Dude called yesterday to tell us about being ready at 5:30 AM, packing a lunch and then the man called and said due to impending rain - no work. Said he was going to school on those days he didn't work. SO...okay - exhale. </p><p> </p><p>Later an urgent call came. The kind that you hope to God you never hear from your kid and it went something like this - </p><p> </p><p>Phone rings - and it's like static, can only hear every other word, but I can hear Dude and he's yelling, and so are the 2 guys in the car with him, the reception seems to go in and out, but I can hear him yelling Mom....in a panic. </p><p> </p><p>Mom? Mooooooooom? MOM!!!!!! MOM?????? CAN YOU HEAR ME? </p><p> </p><p>-then voices in the background yelling "GO GO GO MAN GO-----turn off your lights, TURN OFF YOUR LIGHT, GOD don't hit the breaks they'll see us." </p><p> </p><p>then Dude "OMG MOM - we picked up this guy XX knows and apparently he has a pound of marijuana on him and the cops have been looking for him and now they think WE're in on this - </p><p> </p><p>more voices in the background yelling in a rush....GO GO - OMG NO MAN....HE SEES US.....GO DOWN THIS ROAD..NOW NOW......</p><p> </p><p>Then I hear "Mom....MOM can you hear me?" </p><p> </p><p>I somehow manage a calm - "yes - what is going on?" </p><p> </p><p>"I cant talk Mom - the cops are looking for us, I think we ditched them and XX is driving by the house I'll be there in less than 1 minute. Will you PLEASE tell the cops I've been there all night......Oh Mom I can't be arrested again for something I didn't do." </p><p> </p><p>DF said the look on my face was priceless......I really was in shock. I don't know what made me think this was a joke, but I said "Okay - I'll be here." half expecting him to run across the field and into the house. Then there was silence. I said nothing.....I heard nothing......and finally DUde on the phone says </p><p>"Mom......? MOM? MOM!!!!!!!!!! MOOOOOOOOOOOOM?" </p><p> </p><p>and I said in a voice that was out of breath - </p><p> </p><p>"Son - I don't know what is going on......but.......(gasping for air) I think......I need your Dad to get me to the emergency room NOW.....I don't know but I think I'm..........having...........a heart attack......" then silence........then Dude yelling MOM more intensely than before and after a longer silence I hear "Mom it was only a joke April Fools......OMG my MOM guys - turn around my Mom is having a heart attack. MOM? MOM!"? and I said "Yes......and he said "IT WAS A JOKE MOM." and you can hear the guys in the car say "Oh Dude man....sorry man...." </p><p> </p><p>Then I said......very softly.....</p><p> </p><p>I know - </p><p> </p><p>APRIL FOOLS...</p><p> </p><p>OMG I don't know who wanted to cry more - him or the guys in the car. <img src="/community/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/felttip/ashamed.png" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":ashamed:" title="ashamed :ashamed:" data-shortname=":ashamed:" /><img src="/community/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/tongue.png" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":tongue:" title="tongue :tongue:" data-shortname=":tongue:" /></p><p> </p><p>apparently the peach does not fall very far from the fuzzy tree.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Star*, post: 260450, member: 4964"] Dude called yesterday to tell us about being ready at 5:30 AM, packing a lunch and then the man called and said due to impending rain - no work. Said he was going to school on those days he didn't work. SO...okay - exhale. Later an urgent call came. The kind that you hope to God you never hear from your kid and it went something like this - Phone rings - and it's like static, can only hear every other word, but I can hear Dude and he's yelling, and so are the 2 guys in the car with him, the reception seems to go in and out, but I can hear him yelling Mom....in a panic. Mom? Mooooooooom? MOM!!!!!! MOM?????? CAN YOU HEAR ME? -then voices in the background yelling "GO GO GO MAN GO-----turn off your lights, TURN OFF YOUR LIGHT, GOD don't hit the breaks they'll see us." then Dude "OMG MOM - we picked up this guy XX knows and apparently he has a pound of marijuana on him and the cops have been looking for him and now they think WE're in on this - more voices in the background yelling in a rush....GO GO - OMG NO MAN....HE SEES US.....GO DOWN THIS ROAD..NOW NOW...... Then I hear "Mom....MOM can you hear me?" I somehow manage a calm - "yes - what is going on?" "I cant talk Mom - the cops are looking for us, I think we ditched them and XX is driving by the house I'll be there in less than 1 minute. Will you PLEASE tell the cops I've been there all night......Oh Mom I can't be arrested again for something I didn't do." DF said the look on my face was priceless......I really was in shock. I don't know what made me think this was a joke, but I said "Okay - I'll be here." half expecting him to run across the field and into the house. Then there was silence. I said nothing.....I heard nothing......and finally DUde on the phone says "Mom......? MOM? MOM!!!!!!!!!! MOOOOOOOOOOOOM?" and I said in a voice that was out of breath - "Son - I don't know what is going on......but.......(gasping for air) I think......I need your Dad to get me to the emergency room NOW.....I don't know but I think I'm..........having...........a heart attack......" then silence........then Dude yelling MOM more intensely than before and after a longer silence I hear "Mom it was only a joke April Fools......OMG my MOM guys - turn around my Mom is having a heart attack. MOM? MOM!"? and I said "Yes......and he said "IT WAS A JOKE MOM." and you can hear the guys in the car say "Oh Dude man....sorry man...." Then I said......very softly..... I know - APRIL FOOLS... OMG I don't know who wanted to cry more - him or the guys in the car. :ashamed::raspberry-tounge: apparently the peach does not fall very far from the fuzzy tree. [/QUOTE]
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