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I'm on day 3 of a strike
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<blockquote data-quote="donna723" data-source="post: 227661" data-attributes="member: 1883"><p>OK, Abbey ... here's what you do! Go ahead and fix him a really nice dinner, one of his favorites. Make him a big plate of everything he likes. But just before you serve it to him, reach down and grab a little handful of whatever bird 'stuff' is littering your kitchen floor and scatter a few pieces around on the food - some of those little seed hulls, a few little scraps of chewed paper, a few little pieces of poop! Just a little bit. Then give it to him! <img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite2" alt=";)" title="Wink ;)" loading="lazy" data-shortname=";)" /></p><p> </p><p>When he sees it, bat your eyelashes and apologize profusely and say something about how there's so much bird 'stuff' all over the kitchen, there's just no way to keep it out of the food - and that he's probably been eating it for days without even knowing it! <img src="/community/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/sick.png" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":sick:" title="sick :sick:" data-shortname=":sick:" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="donna723, post: 227661, member: 1883"] OK, Abbey ... here's what you do! Go ahead and fix him a really nice dinner, one of his favorites. Make him a big plate of everything he likes. But just before you serve it to him, reach down and grab a little handful of whatever bird 'stuff' is littering your kitchen floor and scatter a few pieces around on the food - some of those little seed hulls, a few little scraps of chewed paper, a few little pieces of poop! Just a little bit. Then give it to him! :winking: When he sees it, bat your eyelashes and apologize profusely and say something about how there's so much bird 'stuff' all over the kitchen, there's just no way to keep it out of the food - and that he's probably been eating it for days without even knowing it! :sick: [/QUOTE]
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