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<blockquote data-quote="Marguerite" data-source="post: 397881" data-attributes="member: 1991"><p>Why don't you do what I used to do? Don't go to the physical effort of yanking off covers. Save your energy. Instead, give a verbal warning at, say, 10 am. "What! Still in bed? You have ten minutes to be vertical or I get the spray bottle!"</p><p></p><p>Then at the ten minute mark, go get a spray bottle of water (I keep one for cleaning - I mist down a mirror or window and then wipe). Adjust the nozzle to 'jet'. Test it in the sink - you need a long, fine jet of water now. </p><p></p><p>Then the fun, evil bit (you want to DESERVE your label, don't you?) is, you go into his room quietly, gently ease the covers off his feet, gently ease the pyjama leg away from the ankle and direct the nozzle of the spray bottle right up the leg.</p><p></p><p>I defy anyone to stay in bed with that wet, damp feeling inside their pyjamas!</p><p></p><p>And if you REALLY want fun, invite the others in to watch! Or film it for later edification of their wives in years to come...</p><p></p><p>This really works! The sad part is, you only ever need to do it once or twice. After that, your fun is gone because they get up in a hurry to avoid you doing it again.</p><p></p><p>Oh, if he sleeps without pyjamas, aim for the ear. With the jet.</p><p></p><p>Marg</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Marguerite, post: 397881, member: 1991"] Why don't you do what I used to do? Don't go to the physical effort of yanking off covers. Save your energy. Instead, give a verbal warning at, say, 10 am. "What! Still in bed? You have ten minutes to be vertical or I get the spray bottle!" Then at the ten minute mark, go get a spray bottle of water (I keep one for cleaning - I mist down a mirror or window and then wipe). Adjust the nozzle to 'jet'. Test it in the sink - you need a long, fine jet of water now. Then the fun, evil bit (you want to DESERVE your label, don't you?) is, you go into his room quietly, gently ease the covers off his feet, gently ease the pyjama leg away from the ankle and direct the nozzle of the spray bottle right up the leg. I defy anyone to stay in bed with that wet, damp feeling inside their pyjamas! And if you REALLY want fun, invite the others in to watch! Or film it for later edification of their wives in years to come... This really works! The sad part is, you only ever need to do it once or twice. After that, your fun is gone because they get up in a hurry to avoid you doing it again. Oh, if he sleeps without pyjamas, aim for the ear. With the jet. Marg [/QUOTE]
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