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<blockquote data-quote="Abbey" data-source="post: 293209" data-attributes="member: 179"><p>I took desperate measures last night. It's 3:30am and I swear they are sitting on my window sill just to annoy me. I had already taken the food and water away, but they were relentless. I stuck my head to the window screen and shouted, "SHUT UP!!!" They were quiet for about 30 seconds, then started again.</p><p> </p><p>That it.<img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite4" alt=":mad:" title="Mad :mad:" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":mad:" /></p><p> </p><p>My friend is a referee. He has a starting gun. (insert wicked smile) I grabbed that thing, ran out the back door and gave it one shot. In a millisecond I hear his door slam open and he runs out in nearly a dead sleep. "WHAT THE HECK (insert more prolific language here) ARE YOU DOING???" Then he took my gun. Sigh. Just trying to get the birds to shut up. He just shook his head and said, "Women." Then promptly went back to bed.</p><p> </p><p>I tell you one thing - I did not hear one peep the rest of the night. Mission accomplished.<img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite8" alt=":D" title="Big Grin :D" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":D" /> Then I spent the next hour worrying about the baby birds who couldn't fly away. I can't win.<img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite3" alt=":(" title="Frown :(" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":(" /></p><p> </p><p>Abbey</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Abbey, post: 293209, member: 179"] I took desperate measures last night. It's 3:30am and I swear they are sitting on my window sill just to annoy me. I had already taken the food and water away, but they were relentless. I stuck my head to the window screen and shouted, "SHUT UP!!!" They were quiet for about 30 seconds, then started again. That it.:angry: My friend is a referee. He has a starting gun. (insert wicked smile) I grabbed that thing, ran out the back door and gave it one shot. In a millisecond I hear his door slam open and he runs out in nearly a dead sleep. "WHAT THE HECK (insert more prolific language here) ARE YOU DOING???" Then he took my gun. Sigh. Just trying to get the birds to shut up. He just shook his head and said, "Women." Then promptly went back to bed. I tell you one thing - I did not hear one peep the rest of the night. Mission accomplished.:happy: Then I spent the next hour worrying about the baby birds who couldn't fly away. I can't win.:frowny: Abbey [/QUOTE]
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