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<blockquote data-quote="Star*" data-source="post: 132858" data-attributes="member: 4964"><p>I shall summon RAOUL - the cabana/bag boy - to come to your aid, carry your groceries, and craft material, navigate the parkinglot, gingerly leap into the building elevator, arise to your floor, unlatch your door---fight the behemoth that is your cart - slay the neighbor that is a sloth, light a few candles for you at mass (um since you MISSED CHURCH YOU SINNER), then unpack your groceries from your green bags ( you need green bags (canvas) for it kills polar bears to mfg. plastic ones) and then make you a nice non-alcoholic fruit smoothie with an umbrella, give you a toes massage a back massage - and then clean your apartment and kiss you lightly on the head as he leaves to thwart any more strawberries that lie dying in mudpuddles mocking you from the ground level. </p><p></p><p>Past that? There is nothing......NOTHING I can do for you friend. </p><p></p><p>Sending warm hugs and strawberry preserves.....</p><p>Star</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Star*, post: 132858, member: 4964"] I shall summon RAOUL - the cabana/bag boy - to come to your aid, carry your groceries, and craft material, navigate the parkinglot, gingerly leap into the building elevator, arise to your floor, unlatch your door---fight the behemoth that is your cart - slay the neighbor that is a sloth, light a few candles for you at mass (um since you MISSED CHURCH YOU SINNER), then unpack your groceries from your green bags ( you need green bags (canvas) for it kills polar bears to mfg. plastic ones) and then make you a nice non-alcoholic fruit smoothie with an umbrella, give you a toes massage a back massage - and then clean your apartment and kiss you lightly on the head as he leaves to thwart any more strawberries that lie dying in mudpuddles mocking you from the ground level. Past that? There is nothing......NOTHING I can do for you friend. Sending warm hugs and strawberry preserves..... Star [/QUOTE]
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