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<blockquote data-quote="Star*" data-source="post: 371436" data-attributes="member: 4964"><p>Hey Mutt, </p><p> </p><p>You know I read your whole post. Some parts I even chuckled at. Not at-at, but with-at. You are in sooooo much trouble. - I checked with N.A.G.S. - National American Goat Society - Yup they're upset with some woman in Nebraska comparing one of their own to some (and I quote) white-trash dumb-dumb. Got the letter right here from Bill E. Goat. It's a little chewed in one corner - but the sentiment is there all the same. </p><p> </p><p>They had several other alternative animals for comparative argument. ie: sloth, snail, slug, barracuda, toad, worm, piranha, weasle, assasin bug, skank, (that could be skunk - hard to write with hooves) cockroach, and amoeba. They also made reference to the posterior end of an equine, but cited that is only 1/2 an animal and contended your letter made reference to a full bodied animal. </p><p> </p><p>As far as the airconditioner? I'd be dipped in goat dots if I'd say it more than one more time and the thing would be in the window when they got back. I'd have it removed and locked up. Maybe a few days in the heat would remind them to turn it off. As far as smoking in my house? OH NO WAY IN .....naught ah. That's just about the last slap - DF used to try to get away with that bull-oney too - telling me he needed one on the toilet....Well - I set him up with a bucket in the yard. I mean - I don't smoke - I have to live here too. He'd always air out the house - and spray air freshener - and all that jazz too - and I could tell 9 hours later. </p><p> </p><p>There are a few things I think you can bend on - Like....oh I dunno - LETTING PEOPLE LIVE WITH YOU AFTER THEY HAVE THEIR OWN LIVES.....but to be upset about the absolute rules? No maam. And trying to minimalize the fact that they are breaking YOUR rules in YOUR home? NO. No maam. Lay it out and tell them if they don't like it - FIND ANOTHER PLACE, that would let them break the rules and still live there. </p><p> </p><p>I have had room mates ALL MY LIFE - ALL OF IT - married, not married - and I'm telling you - we set up rules, and I followed them - and my roomies got ONE warning. ONE. When the laundry got backed up and it caused ME problems? OUT. IT. WENT. OUT. O.U.T. Like - Front yard....you go pick it up- I had to now you do it....OUT. 9 times out of 10 it never happened again. Extreme? Yes. But so is asking an adult room mate to pick up after themselves 20 times while you stew and they pig out. Nope - I'm not doing it anymore. </p><p> </p><p>I'd chew off my right arm and slap myself in the face before I'd let my kids come home to live again. </p><p> </p><p>I'm really sorry (what You want a picture of that?) yeah----I'll either be doing that or be in the nut ward. Sorry to hear about your Mom too - You are an incredible woman!!!! Here's hoping my internet mojo strength comes through in the form of obedient children, a break job and a mom who stops crying. (I hear foam rubber ear plugs are VERY popular) I has them! </p><p> </p><p>Hugs & Love </p><p>The goat whisperer - and they're allright now. </p><p>Star</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Star*, post: 371436, member: 4964"] Hey Mutt, You know I read your whole post. Some parts I even chuckled at. Not at-at, but with-at. You are in sooooo much trouble. - I checked with N.A.G.S. - National American Goat Society - Yup they're upset with some woman in Nebraska comparing one of their own to some (and I quote) white-trash dumb-dumb. Got the letter right here from Bill E. Goat. It's a little chewed in one corner - but the sentiment is there all the same. They had several other alternative animals for comparative argument. ie: sloth, snail, slug, barracuda, toad, worm, piranha, weasle, assasin bug, skank, (that could be skunk - hard to write with hooves) cockroach, and amoeba. They also made reference to the posterior end of an equine, but cited that is only 1/2 an animal and contended your letter made reference to a full bodied animal. As far as the airconditioner? I'd be dipped in goat dots if I'd say it more than one more time and the thing would be in the window when they got back. I'd have it removed and locked up. Maybe a few days in the heat would remind them to turn it off. As far as smoking in my house? OH NO WAY IN .....naught ah. That's just about the last slap - DF used to try to get away with that bull-oney too - telling me he needed one on the toilet....Well - I set him up with a bucket in the yard. I mean - I don't smoke - I have to live here too. He'd always air out the house - and spray air freshener - and all that jazz too - and I could tell 9 hours later. There are a few things I think you can bend on - Like....oh I dunno - LETTING PEOPLE LIVE WITH YOU AFTER THEY HAVE THEIR OWN LIVES.....but to be upset about the absolute rules? No maam. And trying to minimalize the fact that they are breaking YOUR rules in YOUR home? NO. No maam. Lay it out and tell them if they don't like it - FIND ANOTHER PLACE, that would let them break the rules and still live there. I have had room mates ALL MY LIFE - ALL OF IT - married, not married - and I'm telling you - we set up rules, and I followed them - and my roomies got ONE warning. ONE. When the laundry got backed up and it caused ME problems? OUT. IT. WENT. OUT. O.U.T. Like - Front yard....you go pick it up- I had to now you do it....OUT. 9 times out of 10 it never happened again. Extreme? Yes. But so is asking an adult room mate to pick up after themselves 20 times while you stew and they pig out. Nope - I'm not doing it anymore. I'd chew off my right arm and slap myself in the face before I'd let my kids come home to live again. I'm really sorry (what You want a picture of that?) yeah----I'll either be doing that or be in the nut ward. Sorry to hear about your Mom too - You are an incredible woman!!!! Here's hoping my internet mojo strength comes through in the form of obedient children, a break job and a mom who stops crying. (I hear foam rubber ear plugs are VERY popular) I has them! Hugs & Love The goat whisperer - and they're allright now. Star [/QUOTE]
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